Blonde Joke

[johneroberts]

A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.

Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "Its golf balls".
Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him for a very long time,deeply thinking about what he had said.

After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked;























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"Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"

[johneroberts]

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some Rectum deodorant.

The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have



Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.



"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any"



"But I always buy it here," says the blonde



"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist..

"YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."

She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her,



"This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant"

Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container.........



"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM"

[derdle]

Norman and his blonde wife live in Calgary.

One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say,
"We are going to have 8 to 10 centimeters of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered
side of the street, so the snow plow can get through."

Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says,
“We are expecting 10 to 12 centimeters of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snow plow can get through."

Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.

The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says
“We are expecting 12 to 14 centimeters of snow today. You must park..........."
then the electric power goes out. Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says,

“Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plow can get through?

With the love and understanding in his voice like all men who are married to Blondes exhibit, Norman says,
“Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?