Todays Joke

[johneroberts]

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen

mask over his mouth and nose. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath..

Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask. 'Are my testicles black?'

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.'


He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please check. Are my testicles

black?'



Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, hold s his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other.



Then, she takes a close look and says, There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!'


The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very

slowly, 'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely......























A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?

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Corker

[grizz]

very good , my wife's a student nurse and found it very funny ..