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How to shower

Post by johneroberts » Wed May 07, 2008 10:57 am

Woman

Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket.

Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.

If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do
more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

Get in the shower.

Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and
pumice stone.

Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean Condition your hair with
grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.

Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until
red.

Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. (
I am currently trying to find where I can purchase this) Rinse conditioner off hair.

Shave armpits and legs.

Turn off shower.

Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.

Spray mould spots with Tile cleaner.

Get out of shower.

Dry with towel the size of a small country.

Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.

If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

How To Shower Like a Man

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them
In a pile.

Walk naked to the bathroom.

If you see wife along the way, shake willy at her making the
'woo-woo' sound.

Look at your manly physique in the mirror.

Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.

Get in the shower.

Wash your face.

Wash your armpits.

Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

Spend majority of time wash ing privates and surrounding area.

Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.

Wash your hair.

Make a Shampoo Mohawk.

Wee.

Rinse off and get out of shower.

Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath
the whole time.

Admire willy size in mirror again.

Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake Willy at her and make the woo-woo'sound again.

Throw wet towel on bed.


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RE: How to shower

Post by GrahamS4 » Wed May 07, 2008 8:38 pm

It's funny and it's true. Ha still laughing.
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RE: How to shower

Post by Ads4 » Wed May 07, 2008 8:59 pm

johneroberts wrote:I KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING
Yep :thumb:
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RE: How to shower

Post by JamieG » Thu May 08, 2008 11:17 am

Very good :thumbs:
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RE: How to shower

Post by grizz » Thu May 08, 2008 9:15 pm

That's so so so very funny .. Your right !! It did get me laughing. :jump:
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Post by Philws4 » Thu May 08, 2008 10:26 pm

Top class Jr :lol:
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Post by Brooner » Sun May 11, 2008 2:38 pm

LMAO
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