Chinese detective

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A man thought that his wife was cheating on him. Since he didn't have a lot of money to hire an expensive private investigator, he decided to go with a much cheaper one - a Chinese man named Mr. Lee.

The following day he received following report:

Most honorable sir:

You leave house.
I watch house.
He come to house.
I watch.
He and she leave house I follow.
He and she go in hotel.
I climb tree.
I look in window.
He kiss she. She kiss he.
He strip she.
She strip he.
He play with she.
She play with he.
I play with me.
I fall off tree.
I not see.

No Fee,

Chen