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Was God an astronaut?

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Was God an astronaut?

Post by CliveH » Sun Apr 13, 2008 6:22 pm

Although I have taken the title of this thread from the (sub)title of Erich von Däniken’s largely discredited book (‘Chariots of the Gods’), I have used it merely to revive the discussion in another Off Topic thread http://www.rs246.com/index.php?name=PNp ... ic&t=69593

Mr Blower and S4TAN, in the ‘emigrating thread’, raised a number of interesting points about the Christian religion. In an attempt to keep the original thread ‘on-topic’, anyone who may wish to continue the debate is welcome here.

Mr Blower - You seem to have gone a bit quiet, and have not answered some of the questions raised in the other thread, and I have some more…but it seems you have the capacity and dedication to your faith to look for the answers.

The quotes below are all Blower’s.

I have ordered my questions and observations as best I can, as follows :-


The rapture :
I do believe in the rapture.
It seems to me that there is much disagreement amongst rapture proponents over when the rapture will occur, and that 4 different views actually predominate - prior to the ‘Tribulation’, mid-way through the Tribulation, after the Tribulation, and the so-called Pre-Wrath view.

Which one do you believe in and why?



Is god a terrorist?
Even Paul warn the Galations, if any man or angel comes to you with a different gospel other than what is in the word of God, let him be ACCURSED.
Well folks are gonna pay for their willful ignorance.
As for the Jews, God warned them way back in Leviticus and Deuteronomy that if they forgot him and forsook his commandments, that they would suffer greatly, be persecuted, killed, their children killed in front of their eyes,taken to lands which they did know etc.
New Orleans was rife with witchcraft before their flood and they got it big time. Like I said before, God will not be mocked.
God is still patient with you and hasn't zapped you yet.
From the examples you have given, and I’m sure there are many more, it seems clear to me that far from being the ‘saviour’, ‘all good’, and ‘merciful’, that your god is on the same level as a modern day terrorist. In fact, if he/she/it has the power you suggest, then I would say it puts him/her/it on an even more unsavoury level, by abusing such power.


Falsehoods :
As for the pope, he is a fake.
A fake what??
It is not very hard to show that Allah is a false god.
Firstly, assuming that the definition of a god is some form of supernatural being, please explain why there should be only one god.

Secondly, in what way is Allah false? What proof do you have? What status does Allah have?



Contradictions :

Blower and S4TAN have exchanged views on the contradictions in the bible, but I have noted some contradictions within Blower's own writings :

On the one hand Blower says :
As for your view of God, again it is faulty because you are looking at God from an earthly, human perspective. The God of the bible is outside of and not limited to time and space or matter.
And then later he says :
God is peaceful and merciful......but like any human being, don't get on the wrong side of him.
(in fact, another reference to threats of terrorism here)


Another one is :
Your assumption again is automatically thinking that these people were good, God fearing folks who were living clean lives.

This point has been raised before, but it is interesting to note your view that to be ‘good’ and live ‘clean lives’, people should fear your god. Scary.

But then :
another reason why he doesn't fully reveal himself to people, if he did then folks would only worship and serve him out of fear not love out of their own choice.
A few questions arising on this version :

In what way does ‘he’ partially reveal himself?

Why would people be in fear of him if they knew he really existed? The terrorist angle maybe?

Or indeed, may I be so bold as to suggest that there is perhaps another reason why he doesn’t reveal himself??


Miscellaneous :
Its not surprising what they are getting up to in terms of buggering children.
Mr Blower is making reference here to the catholic religion. Are you seriously suggesting that this has never happened in your ‘christian’ churches??

When God made man, he made him caretaker of this earth meaning that God gave man the intelligence to rectify any problems that would occur.
This is an interesting one. If this is so, did your god make some mistakes with this intelligence that he/she/it gave man to rectify problems that would occur? Is he/she/it not responsible for what must have been an inappropriate program/level of intelligence?

Since he also removed himself out of the earth, he now needs man's permission to come in.
Quite simply : why?? I have the impression that your god is all powerful, and that he will determine exactly when the ‘rapture’ happens. But if, as you promulgate, ‘he’ does need man’s permission, who on earth is he going to ask exactly…?? Clearly not the Pope. And who would have such a high level of authority to allow/invite him back? Should a worldwide referendum not be held? How would he deal with all the other religions on this earth? Simply ‘zap’ them perhaps?

Having not gone to heaven yourself, how can you draw conclusions about the ordinances and how things run up there?
Another interesting one. This was also directed at S4TAN.

How do you know that he has not been to heaven? Have you been there? If not, how do you know how things are run ‘up there’?

As for extra biblical references to Christ, I suggest you pick up a book called The Archko Volume. Josephus, a first century jewish historian also attests to Christ living. Even the enemies of christianity at the time wrote about Christ and his spreading faith. The evidence is there mate, you just don't want to see it.
I don’t think there’s any disputing that Jesus lived, or even that he preached his religion. The unproven ‘fact’ is whether he was the son of a supernatural being, known as “Godâ€
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Post by rolskii » Sun Apr 13, 2008 7:04 pm

some one must have tipped him of about yr dungeons dude ..... :shock: u know ... where u practice all your "Wickedness & Evil"

.... evil man .... :jump:
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Post by Ads4 » Sun Apr 13, 2008 7:52 pm

I imagine that Blower is quite busy on Sundays.....looks like you had a bit of free time though Clive :wink:
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Post by quattronutter » Sun Apr 13, 2008 8:11 pm

i wash my cars when i get bored... :P

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Post by CliveH » Sun Apr 13, 2008 9:10 pm

Ads4 wrote:looks like you had a bit of free time though Clive :wink:
Not well, and confined to the house, so tried to get some perspective on this god stuff.
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Post by jimbo1234567 » Sun Apr 13, 2008 9:47 pm

excellent writing clive. everyones got their own views on religion . im not a believer myself and i think theres no such thing as god and when you die you go into the ground and get eaten by the worms. could be right , could be wrong.. :drink:

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Post by derdle » Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:03 am

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It is not very hard to show that Allah is a false god.
Firstly, assuming that the definition of a god is some form of supernatural being, please explain why there should be only one god.

Secondly, in what way is Allah false? What proof do you have? What status does Allah have?

But aren't "God" and "Allah" supposed to be one and the same person anyway? Allah being the Islamic version brought about by the Prophet Mohammed some 700 years after the Christian God was promulgated by the other "prophet" - Jesus Christ.

Anyway - I'm with Jimbo on this one.

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Post by CliveH » Mon Apr 14, 2008 1:13 pm

Yes, that's my understanding too Paul, but I'd be interested to hear what Mr Blower has to say about this.
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Post by dazzer » Mon Apr 14, 2008 1:52 pm

I just try to live a good life. Whether you are believer or not shouldn't determine your place in heaven or hell so that's why i don't concern myself with worrying what the good book says on the matter.

I just want to be sure I am really dead when I end up in the box so for that I am ensuring I will be cremated. I just hope my S4 goes to a loving home.

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Post by dazzer » Mon Apr 14, 2008 1:55 pm

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Post by Dom81 » Mon Apr 14, 2008 2:06 pm

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Post by S4TAN » Tue Apr 15, 2008 10:39 am

None of the above Clive - I'm now a convert to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Much more sensible, and far more believeable than all that God nonsense ...
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Post by CliveH » Tue Apr 15, 2008 10:45 am

What's happened to Blower... ? :?
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Post by S4TAN » Tue Apr 15, 2008 10:57 am

Maybe the Rapture has taken place - and all the "botherers" have been raised up unto God - quick! look out your window, see if you can see pious deluded zealots flying into the air ... :shock:

P.S. No offence meant to all you pious deluded zealots out there ... :wink:
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Post by derdle » Tue Apr 15, 2008 11:03 am

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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