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Me and the wife both woke when the earthquake happened last night. Bit strange really!!

Anyone else feel it?

Yep - I was wide awake watching TV - whole house shook violently for 10 seconds or so .... I thought they'd finally dropped the bomb, or that a massive asteroid/comet had ploughed into the planet! Rushed to the window to see the blast-wave .... only to see a bloody great shooting-star arc across the night sky as soon as I looked out .... !!

'F*ck me!' I thought ... 'it's the end of the f*cking world'.... so hastily lit a cig, filled my wine glass and waited for instant vaporisation ... got bored after a few minutes of nothing happening, eventually realised it was an earthquake, so went back to watching TV.

I was in bed with a friend. The timing was wonderful. The jokes, less so.

So you don't find his sense of humour funny eh Rik? ... that's not good for a relationship

I was stuck on a train at reading with a jumper trying to kill himself ... when it shook I cheered as I thought we run the tw*t over .....

S4TAN wrote:So you don't find his sense of humour funny eh Rik? ... that's not good for a relationship

Her. And apparently it was my sense of humour that needs work...

And apparently it was my sense of humour that needs work...

No <beep> Sherlock!! .... nah - juz pullin' yer leg a lil' Rik

lol @ Rolskii

Rolskii is evil .... he eats babies.

I like eating piglets

Piglets not sacred then?

Yeah they get a bit scared when they see me coming

I bet! Do they run off covering their a*ses?

S4TAN wrote:I bet! Do they run off covering their a*ses?

Do piglets have asses then?

Damn! ... this thread is getting weird! What the hell is a "picklet"?