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When a woman wears a leather dress,
A man's heart beats quicker,
and his throat gets dry,
he goes weak at the knees,
and he begins to think irrationally.



Ever wondered why?



Because she smells like a new car !!

Blimey! She'd never drown would she?

Not with me around - I'd blow her up... (if she needed it )

I'd blow her up...

Not a member of that Al Qaeda lot are you Grant? Don't think the poor girl deserves blowing up just for having a big set of 'top-bollocks' ...

not THAT kind of "blow"ing up Julian It would be a bit of a waste now, wouldn't it??

Blimey! She'd never drown would she?

she would unless you plugged her escape hole's...

Well... there are three of them.

yeah 1 nose and 2 ears.

Jimbo, I didn't know you'd be able to use those. They're a bit small for the rest of us. (J/k!)

And here was me starting with an innocent joke with a cute pic. Jeeesh. It's goes downhill fast with you guys!

Anyway, moving swiftly on, we were just talking about dinner here and I nearly asked the Mrs for a spit roast... ho hum.

I fancy getting that for my missus!!

mikeyquattro wrote:I fancy getting that for my missus!!

wot ...? spit roast or a new set of top bollocks .....

I nearly asked the Mrs for a spit roast

now how is that gonna work..you 1 end ya misses the other and the leather dressed bird in the middle...ho hum indeed..is there summit your not letting on...

rolskii wrote:

mikeyquattro wrote:I fancy getting that for my missus!!

wot ...? spit roast or a new set of top bollocks .....

She could do with a new set of top bollocks, but i'd rather spend the cash on the RS!

nee-naa nee-naa nee-naa nee-naa <Screeeech!> ...... 'Ello 'Ello 'Ello - what's all this then? We'll 'ave none o' that nonsense round 'ere! You are all under arrest; knob gags, sexual innuendo, references to "top-bollocks" and the like constitute a criminal offence under Section 69 of the No-Schoolboy-Humour-on-a-Web-Forum-About-Cars Act .... please accompany me to my vee-hicle in an orderly manner, whereupon your particulars will be taken down and you will all be escorted back to the station ..... it's a night in the cells for you 'orrible lot, and then up before the Judge in the morning!

you leave my particulars out of this..i aint having you taken them down..and tell that horse to stop winking at me..