Leather Dress...

[GardinerG]

When a woman wears a leather dress,
A man's heart beats quicker,
and his throat gets dry,
he goes weak at the knees,
and he begins to think irrationally.



Ever wondered why?



Because she smells like a new car !!

[S4TAN]

Blimey! She'd never drown would she?

[GardinerG]

Not with me around - I'd blow her up... (if she needed it )

[S4TAN]

I'd blow her up...

Not a member of that Al Qaeda lot are you Grant? Don't think the poor girl deserves blowing up just for having a big set of 'top-bollocks' ...

[GardinerG]

not THAT kind of "blow"ing up Julian It would be a bit of a waste now, wouldn't it??

[s4woody]

Blimey! She'd never drown would she?

she would unless you plugged her escape hole's...

[RussianM3_dude]

Well... there are three of them.

[jimbo1234567]

yeah 1 nose and 2 ears.

[GardinerG]

Jimbo, I didn't know you'd be able to use those. They're a bit small for the rest of us. (J/k!)

And here was me starting with an innocent joke with a cute pic. Jeeesh. It's goes downhill fast with you guys!

Anyway, moving swiftly on, we were just talking about dinner here and I nearly asked the Mrs for a spit roast... ho hum.

[mikeyquattro]

I fancy getting that for my missus!!

[rolskii]

I fancy getting that for my missus!!

wot ...? spit roast or a new set of top bollocks .....

[s4woody]

I nearly asked the Mrs for a spit roast

now how is that gonna work..you 1 end ya misses the other and the leather dressed bird in the middle...ho hum indeed..is there summit your not letting on...

[mikeyquattro]

I fancy getting that for my missus!!

wot ...? spit roast or a new set of top bollocks .....

She could do with a new set of top bollocks, but i'd rather spend the cash on the RS!

[S4TAN]

nee-naa nee-naa nee-naa nee-naa <Screeeech!> ...... 'Ello 'Ello 'Ello - what's all this then? We'll 'ave none o' that nonsense round 'ere! You are all under arrest; knob gags, sexual innuendo, references to "top-bollocks" and the like constitute a criminal offence under Section 69 of the No-Schoolboy-Humour-on-a-Web-Forum-About-Cars Act .... please accompany me to my vee-hicle in an orderly manner, whereupon your particulars will be taken down and you will all be escorted back to the station ..... it's a night in the cells for you 'orrible lot, and then up before the Judge in the morning!

[s4woody]

you leave my particulars out of this..i aint having you taken them down..and tell that horse to stop winking at me..