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Hot on the heels of Windaz 2000, my techies over in Liverpool asked for the following keyboard upgrade on their laptops as they had problems writing emails.



Suffice to say, I did as they asked, and productivity is still at 0% ,


The local Liverpool Airport contract was going OK, until some of my guys got involved in a dispute with the client as to what on-site equipment was classed as "free issue"





Andiroo

Fantastic Andy.
My floor has now got a big dent in it where I've been rolling around. [img]images/graemlins/jump.gif[/img]

.......the Liverpool airport client asked for a group photo for indentity purposes





Andiroo

.....then made a thoroughly bad move by inviting them to his office for a chat about it





Andiroo

.......the Liverpool airport client asked for a group photo for indentity purposes [img]images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
Andiroo

A case of find the "not guilty" one me thinks [img]images/graemlins/roflmao.gif[/img]

Erhh ...Wicked!!!!!! [img]images/graemlins/033102bigblink_1_prv.gif[/img]

Joules

Ehhr calm down, calm down [img]images/graemlins/icon_lol.gif[/img]

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After having their 11th child, a Scouse couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would
fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the
world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to
my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: " 1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he
paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Birmingham, Newcastle and anywhere in Wales. [img]images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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That's hilarious, I actually laughed out loud in a crowded university library at that one! Best part is, my Scouser friend who is sat next to me, read it, and didn't get what was so funny! [img]images/graemlins/roflmao.gif[/img]

Rock on
Sam [img]images/graemlins/thumbs.gif[/img]