Merry Christmas Children ...

[S4TAN]

[CliveH]

The Americans haven't grown out of it yet..."In God we trust"...on the back of every bill...

[S4TAN]

The Americans haven't grown out of it yet..

And they never will .... in fact they will just get worse. They have Christian colleges funded with vast sums of money purely set up for the purpose of placing bible-thumping graduates into the Whitehouse. I mean c'mon; we're talking about a nation in which many states have banned the teaching of Darwins theory of evolution (in favour of Creationism) Fugn scary people!

[CliveH]

No, yr right there - too much politics and brainwashing involved...

ah well, it's a good excuse for a pi$$ up though...!

[Blue_Thunder]

What is there to learn about Santa Claus? I must know.

Please don't tell me that he doesn't drink milk. I'd hate to think that I bought a 6 pinter from Tesco today for nothing.

[S4TAN]

What is there to learn about Santa Claus? I must know.

Santa's gay, and smokes crack.

[VARSITY]

What is there to learn about Santa Claus? I must know.

Santa's gay, and smokes crack.

Have just noticed, SANTA SATAN, same person??

[S4TAN]

Dammit! The game is up .... and I would've got away with it too if it weren't for those pesky kids ...

[CliveH]

So you ARE gay and smoke crack then...?

(and well spotted Damian!)

[S4TAN]

No - I'm grey and smoke cack.

[CliveH]

Thought it was that funny silver colour...

[VARSITY]

Didn't you know that Jules S4 used to be Noggy Blue?

It took him weeks with that smooth hamerite!

[S4TAN]

Noggy Blue?

<spit>

[Blue_Thunder]

So S4NTA, what do you use the carrot for? The one mum makes me leave out for you?

[S4TAN]