Blonde Joke
Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 7:35 pm
Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A blonde walks by and asked what they were doing.
Paddy: "We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole, but we don't
have a ladder."
The blonde took a spanner from her purse, loosened a few bolts and laid
the flagpole down. She pulled a tape measure from her pocket, took a few
measurements and announced that it was eighteen feet and six inches.
She then walked off.
Mick said: "Now, to be sure, isn't that just like a blonde! We need the height and she gives us the length."
A blonde walks by and asked what they were doing.
Paddy: "We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole, but we don't
have a ladder."
The blonde took a spanner from her purse, loosened a few bolts and laid
the flagpole down. She pulled a tape measure from her pocket, took a few
measurements and announced that it was eighteen feet and six inches.
She then walked off.
Mick said: "Now, to be sure, isn't that just like a blonde! We need the height and she gives us the length."