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Post by S4TAN » Sat Dec 01, 2007 10:30 am

Class!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Mohamed-Teddy-bea ... dZViewItem

....hang on ...I hear a knock at my door ...... oh dear oh dear! There's some wild-eyed bearded men in long robes brandishing large curved swords shouting "infidel" and looking rather angry .... ooops, must dash! :twisted:
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Post by Peakz » Sat Dec 01, 2007 10:53 am

FORTY LASHES !!

Rather perversely I'd like to watch you get that . . . :twisted:

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Post by S4TAN » Sat Dec 01, 2007 12:39 pm

FORTY LASHES !!

Rather perversely I'd like to watch you get that . .
F*cking fag! :mrgreen:
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Post by philipwalker » Sat Dec 01, 2007 1:11 pm

Well spotted...........
Read the questions asked, good bit of British humour.

Q: Dearest Manjol. I write to inform of an offer of $2,000,000 . This money was deposited by an American oil company as a gift to my late husbands bank. I wish to offer you the luck to remove the mentioned funds from my country due to difficult death of my late husband. I ask to you in the confidence of a faithfull one. I wish to you to post me the bear Mohammed . I will wait your bank deatils most graciously to forward you the $2,000,000 ( 2 million dollars). You are a kind servant to those in the grip of tyranny. My counrtry is in poverty ,with a radical government who insite violence toward the infidel. my trusted friend , will you be pleasing me to release these trapped funds at my late husbands bank. i await your ernest reply 30-Nov-07
A: please send the monies to UK Bank of Tospots, account numbers 22345991, thank yous
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Post by sonny » Sat Dec 01, 2007 1:16 pm

HAHA brilliant, 33 bids too lol
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Post by philipwalker » Mon Dec 03, 2007 12:37 pm

Looks like ebay have "pulled him off"
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Post by shineydave » Mon Dec 03, 2007 12:41 pm

Fnah Fnah
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Post by MarkB » Mon Dec 03, 2007 12:54 pm

Last I saw it was @ over £800. Money going to charity so shame it got pulled.
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Post by S4TAN » Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:40 pm

Well heaven forbid that we should dare to offend such an enlightened and charming people who think it's correct to behead a women for helping school their children! FFS. :evil:

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Post by shineydave » Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:01 pm

at the risk of being seen to be non-PC it's the same wherever they go. they come here, live off our social security and state handouts and then condemn the country because we won't accept their laws.

i'll get my coat
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Some news about the teacher!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Post by quattrosteph » Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:39 pm

After the confusion in Sudan over the bear, the teacher has decided to delay publication of her new book: "Allah is a c.u.n.t" until all the fuss dies down !!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:
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RE: Some news about the teacher!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Post by S4TAN » Mon Dec 03, 2007 7:11 pm

at the risk of being seen to be non-PC
RISK??? That word sums it up exactly! This crippling fear of not "being PC" is what's got us into this shitty mess in the first place. Everyone thinks it but are too scared to say it. Some f*cking democracy! I wonder how many British soldiers are turning in their graves in disgust at the way things have become?

No wonder "they" all f*cking laugh at us (while holding their hand out and bleeding us dry)

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Re: Some news about the teacher!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Post by CliveH » Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:03 pm

quattrosteph wrote:After the confusion in Sudan over the bear, the teacher has decided to delay publication of her new book: "Allah is a c.u.n.t" until all the fuss dies down !!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:
Steph - that is absolute CLASS!! I've been pi$$ing myself for the last 5 minutes...!!! :jump: :thumbs: :rocker: :beerchug: :biggrin2: :biggrin3:
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RE: Re: Some news about the teacher!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Post by Peakz » Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:47 pm

I got Steph's text earlier today and had to sit down for laughing so much!!

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