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Nope. None of those compare to a tatoo I once saw. A guy had Safeways (yes, the ex supermarket) tatooed on his chest!!! He said he loved his job and his employer so much that he felt it right to get it done!

A guy had Safeways (yes, the ex supermarket) tatooed on his chest!!! He said he loved his job and his employer so much that he felt it right to get it done!

That's a joke .... right?

You mean you don't have NTL (or is it Virgin Media now) tattooed on your forehead Julian ?

You mean you don't have NTL (or is it Virgin Media now) tattooed on your forehead Julian ?

No Jeff - but it is engraved on my heart ....

I thought you might have 'contractor' tattooed on your cock .... but then i realised it obviously wouldn't fit.

S4TAN wrote:

A guy had Safeways (yes, the ex supermarket) tatooed on his chest!!! He said he loved his job and his employer so much that he felt it right to get it done!

That's a joke .... right?

Nope. No joke dude. Straight up. I wonder if he's crossed out Safeway's now and put in Morrisons!!!

And Satan - it scares me how much you know about Jeff's c0ck

Some of those are grim

That mower has its future all mapped out by the looks of things

Has someone upset jeff BTW ?

Err...let me see...but I can't 'cos I'm blind...according to you

At least Permie Scum will fit on yours Julian, as long as you use both sides...or you could shorten it to Tosser and you'd have lots of room on your cock for that.

At least Permie Scum will fit on yours Julian, as long as you use both sides...or you could shorten it to Tosser and you'd have lots of room on your cock for that.

Bloody contract vampire! Us "permie scum" have to go around correcting the bloody shoddy workmanship performed by you contractor-types! (and let's face it: anyone can write an ACL ... I'm guessing most of yours go something like 'permit any any' ...)

Seeing as my cock is cylindrical in shape it doesn't have "sides" as such... however; you're right about being able to write Tosser on it in 72point bold capitals ... several times ... with room to spare ....

normally it's any any any allow....but I don't expect a network monkey understand the finer points of Security Consultancy...!

tut tut ... i'm talking about access and core router ACLs, not silly little firewalls! But of course I wouldn't expect an IT wally to understand anything about a core IP/MPLS network ...

Bloody hell, get a room you two

i hear elton john has range rover tattoo'd on his cock..due to all the sh*t it has to go through.....
boom boom..thank you very much..im here all week..

i hear elton john has range rover tattoo'd on his cock..due to all the sh*t it has to go through.....

Ohhhhh MAN! That is horrible .... just horrible!