A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Tesco with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Tesco, nice children you've got there. Are they twins?"
The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl:
"Of course they bloody aren't! The oldest is nine and the youngest is seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you really think they look alike, you dickhead?"
"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone would sh*g you twice!"
Joke...
If you dont "do it now" you never will.
RE: Joke...
A corker...!!! PMSL 
Thanks for posting Paul
Thanks for posting Paul
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joke....
I do like rude , durty jokes!!! 
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