Joke, again...

[quattrosteph]

" i am baffled by your orange penis!!" the doctor told his patient." does anyone else in your family have this condition? The concerned fellow said no." Do you handle any chimicals at work?" " I don't work, " well, what do you do all day? Said the doc. " Watch porn and eat Wotsits.....!!!!

[derdle]

A jellybaby went to his local STD clinic with his willy covered in coconut and liquorice. The doctor said "What have you been up to"? The jelly baby replied "Fu**ing allsorts".

[RSVI]

" i am baffled by your orange penis!!" the doctor told his patient." does anyone else in your family have this condition? The concerned fellow said no." Do you handle any chimicals at work?" " I don't work, " well, what do you do all day? Said the doc. " Watch porn and eat Wotsits.....!!!!

I just spilt my cupa tea

LOL, not heard that one, one to try and remember

[TarmacTerrorist]

A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those
headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone."

"No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?"

His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to
Stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself -- and repeat 'I do not have
a
headache, I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache'. And it
worked, the headaches are all gone!"

The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful."

His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of
fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the
hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?"

The husband agrees to try it.

Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes,
picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on
the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." He goes into the
bathroom and comes back a few minutes later -- and jumps into bed and
makes passionate love to his wife like never before.

His wife says, "Boy, that was wonderful!"

The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back." He goes
back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than
the first time.

The wife sits up and her head is spinning. Her husband again
says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." With that, he goes back in the
bathroom.

This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom,
she sees him standing at the mirror and saying, "She's not my wife.
She's not my wife. She's not my wife!"

His funeral service will be held on Monday.