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RE: Spoilt SAAB bitch

Post by Brooner » Wed Jan 10, 2007 1:43 pm

Beggers belief what a spoilt little madam
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RE: Spoilt SAAB bitch

Post by derdle » Wed Jan 10, 2007 3:12 pm

She needs a bl**dy good slapping, the spoilt brat. If I were her Father (and by God I'm glad I'm not) I'd have taken the red one away and told her to sort out her own car. Whatever.
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RE: Spoilt SAAB bitch

Post by DavidT » Wed Jan 10, 2007 3:54 pm

She is a product of her upbringing though ?

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RE: Spoilt SAAB bitch

Post by derdle » Wed Jan 10, 2007 3:55 pm

But is she bovvered though?
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Post by ScottyBoy » Wed Jan 10, 2007 4:25 pm

She is a product of America, God i hate septic tanks.
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Post by david7m » Wed Jan 10, 2007 4:40 pm

I have no sound, so can't tell what is happening really. But she's tasty, so from me, all is forgiven ;)

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Post by derdle » Wed Jan 10, 2007 4:45 pm

Dave, believe me...you're lucky you haven't got sound. She might be a bit of totty but you'd need to gag her!
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Post by JonnyX » Wed Jan 10, 2007 5:38 pm

derdle wrote:She might be a bit of totty but you'd need to gag her!
I've got just the right 'tool' for that..... :P
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Post by MCB » Wed Jan 10, 2007 6:03 pm

Un F-in believable!!!
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Post by DavidT » Wed Jan 10, 2007 6:07 pm

MCB wrote:Un F-in believable!!!
Yes, even if its setup, its just plain wrong.

Imagine 'negotiating' the household budget with that :lol:

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Post by shineydave » Wed Jan 10, 2007 6:57 pm

if she says "whatever" one more time i'm booking a ticket to the states to slap her myself
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Post by DavidT » Wed Jan 10, 2007 7:10 pm

shineydave wrote:if she says "whatever" one more time i'm booking a ticket to the states to slap her myself
:jump:

Watch one of the videos again Dave :thumbs:

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Post by bobjebb » Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:06 am

They're all actors.... Spoof video diary.
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Post by SteveH » Thu Jan 11, 2007 8:43 am

They're all actors.... Spoof video diary.
Bob you spoil sport... LMAO at the vids and posts above, hillarious. I agree with derdle, I'd take it away and give her an old scabby mountain bike instead the spoilt little <beep>.
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