The Lone Ranger and Tonto are in the desert hunting outlaws.
Tonto climbs off his horse, puts his ear to the ground and announces "Buffalo come"
The Lone Ranger is stunned "Tonto, that's amazing, how can you tell such a thing just by putting your ear to the ground"
Tonto replies.........................
"face sticky"
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Post by shineydave » Fri May 12, 2006 10:27 pm
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