Turner Brown

[shineydave]

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this

HUGE black guy standing next to him.



The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down at him and says:

"7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left testicle, 3

pound right testicle, Turner Brown."



The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down

and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"

In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"



The big dude says, "I saw the curious look and figured I'd just give

you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.

I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle

weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is

Turner Brown."



The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...Whew, Thank God! I thought you

said TURN AROUND!!!"

[harperboy]

Nice 1 Dave!