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The 1st Affair

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they
went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell
asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his
lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He
put on his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" his wife
demanded. "I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with
my secretary. We had sex all afternoon." She looked down at his shoes
and said: "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!"

kc

My secretary would never go outside and dirty my shoes

kc

And my girl friend would never believe i'd been playin golf in this snow!

lmao :p

Now if I rubbed some grease over my hands and said I'd been playing with a car/motorbike engine she just might believe that. How about you Ash ?

Ah welcome back John!! Have to be careful though as some girls like a man in dirty overalls!!