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Nicked from another site, but it made me laugh so I thought I would share....


There are only eleven times in history where the @#$% word has ever been considered acceptable for use.

They are as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?"

-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912



10. "What the @#$% was that?"

-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945



9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"

-- Custer, 1877


8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."

-- Einstein, 1938






7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"

-- Picasso, 1926








6. "How the @#$%
did you work that out?"

-- Pythagoras, 126 BC








5. "You want WHAT
on the @#$%ing ceiling?"

-- Michelangelo, 1566






4. "Where the @#$% are we?"

-- Amelia Earhart, 1937









3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers,
my ass!"

-- Noah, 4314 BC






2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$%

is going to find out?"

-- Bill Clinton, 1998




1. "Geez, I didn't think

they'd get this

@%#*^ing! mad."

-- Saddam Hussein, 2003

Ha, i like it!

When RICKY_RS4 posts
jr

I can feel something welling up in JR...........
Present for Rick?

F**K, Bo**ocks, W*NK

it is ok today thats when......Im at Laguna seca for the A1 GP and it's pissing it down!!!!! bugger

but all was not lost....

You could have got the tall ones to stand at the end mate

PS. Why isn't your lollipop sticking up too ?

This might explain something about the f word (quite funny and full of f words!!):-

Select the link that starts "comedy - uses of the word..." etc etc

http://www.sine-qua-non.co.uk/rs4

(right click and download)

Paul

Thats brilliant Gavin - PMSL!

Also good derdle.

Thanks for posting guys!

i like the big one Gav
jr

http://www.sine-qua-non.co.uk/rs4

Please note, this has now beeen moved to:

http://www.redrs4.co.uk