When is the 'F' word acceptable?

[TarmacTerrorist]

Nicked from another site, but it made me laugh so I thought I would share....


There are only eleven times in history where the @#$% word has ever been considered acceptable for use.

They are as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?"

-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912



10. "What the @#$% was that?"

-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945



9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"

-- Custer, 1877


8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."

-- Einstein, 1938






7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"

-- Picasso, 1926








6. "How the @#$%
did you work that out?"

-- Pythagoras, 126 BC








5. "You want WHAT
on the @#$%ing ceiling?"

-- Michelangelo, 1566






4. "Where the @#$% are we?"

-- Amelia Earhart, 1937









3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers,
my ass!"

-- Noah, 4314 BC






2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$%

is going to find out?"

-- Bill Clinton, 1998




1. "Geez, I didn't think

they'd get this

@%#*^ing! mad."

-- Saddam Hussein, 2003

[harperboy]

Ha, i like it!

[johneroberts]

When RICKY_RS4 posts
jr

[don]

[confusionhunter]

I can feel something welling up in JR...........
Present for Rick?

[TarmacTerrorist]

F**K, Bo**ocks, W*NK

it is ok today thats when......Im at Laguna seca for the A1 GP and it's pissing it down!!!!! bugger

[TarmacTerrorist]

but all was not lost....

[DaveP]

You could have got the tall ones to stand at the end mate

PS. Why isn't your lollipop sticking up too ?

[derdle]

This might explain something about the f word (quite funny and full of f words!!):-

Select the link that starts "comedy - uses of the word..." etc etc

http://www.sine-qua-non.co.uk/rs4

(right click and download)

Paul

[CliveH]

Thats brilliant Gavin - PMSL!

Also good derdle.

Thanks for posting guys!

[johneroberts]

i like the big one Gav
jr

[derdle]

http://www.sine-qua-non.co.uk/rs4

Please note, this has now beeen moved to:

http://www.redrs4.co.uk