What are you having for Xmas dinner?

[CliveH]

No doubt, one of the Crew will move this to Off Topic, but we might get a few extra posts in the meantime.

Come on Dippy, this isnt silly, its festive!

[SimonS4MTM]

But not S4 related

[CliveH]

absolutely

[NeilMc]

I drive an S4, and will be eating Turkey (it's just a fat bastard chicken)

[mikeyquattro]

i drive an S4 and i'll be having turkey, beef, pork, beer, wine and anything else i can ram in my stomach!!

I fell a Monty Python moment coming on.........


'Wafer thin mint sir?'

[CliveH]

Lumberjack song...?

[springfield]

Turkey and Pheasant from the farm down the road..........lots of Port and Red Wine.

(wears high heels suspenders and a bra!)

[NeilMc]

I put on womens clothing and hang around in bars

[SimonS4MTM]

I think we seem to be losing this sites best asset. Good, quality information for S/RS car owners.

Bah humbug

[KayGee]

Dear Scrooge,

I find knowing "6 out of 7 S4 drivers prefer Turkey for xmas lunch" falls into the "Kwality information2 category. Don't know how I would ever sleep again without that priceless nugget of information. Plus with additional bonus of MP gags all in one thread.

yours Sincerely

The ghost of xmas present

[CliveH]

Hear hear KayGee!

(I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory...)

[ping-pong]

if simple1 had his way he would eat my pet turkey!

[shineydave]

i will be eating turkey, parsnips, chestnuts and a choice of cranberry sauce with either orange or brandy flavours, seems strange that she should purchase both but i only pay the bills

[simple1]

I think we seem to be losing this sites best asset. Good, quality information for S/RS car owners.

Bah humbug

Thats why its posted in the Off Topic thread

Yep put the lot in a big pot, turkeys, geese and ducks.......... apart from eating and shi*ing they do little else

[Tomson]

Having Venison and Pheasant Pie, Dauphinois Potatoes and Spicey Red Cabbage. Also the usual Ham, Mince Pies, Mulled wine, Red Wine, White Wine, Beer, Whisky, and Vodka. All followed by wank telly, rubbing of stomachs, afternoon kipping and then chocolates and stupid games. Then, if I am able I will throw one up the mrs and fall asleep