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I found this on anotherweb site while - err - checking out car prices


This bloke walks into a public toilet where he finds two cubicles,
one of which is already occupied. So he enters the vacant stall,
closes the door, drops his trousers and sits down. A voice then
comes from the cubicle next to him
"Hello mate, how`s it going?"

Thinking this a bit strange but not wanting to be rude the chap
replies "Yeh, not too bad thanks"
After a short pause, he hears the voice again
"So, what are you up to then mate? "

Again, answering reluctantly, and unsure what to say, he replies
"Amm, just having a quick poo. How about yourself?"

He then hears the voice for the 3rd time.....
"Listen mate I`m sorry, I'll have to call you back, I've got
some madman in the next cubicle answering all my questions"



Cheers,
John

Thought this was funnier

Camilla Parker Bowles says she is very happy to be getting wed but says she has turned down the Queens offer of a free weekend in Paris with car and driver!


kc

Charles is out walking the Queens corgies one morning when he notices something glinting in the kerb, he bends down to pick it up, but can’t quite make out what it is. He rubs away some of the dirt, when POOF! Out pops a Genie!

“Greetings master! I am the almighty Genie! I can grant you a single wish!”

This is all too much for one of the corgies and it manages to slip it’s lead and runs out into the road – WHACK! A car runs it over and squashes it flat!

Aghast, Charles looks at the genie and says “One’s mother is going to be most upset if I go home without her poor dogs. I wish it back to life!”

The genie looks at Charles and says “I am the almighty Genie, but bringing the dead back to life is impossible! Please ask for something else”

Charles quickly replies “Well, I’m about to marry this woman, Camilla Parker Bowles. She isn’t an oil painting, so please make her attractive”

The Genie is non-plussed and gulps. “Let’s take another look at that dog” he says

Official engagement picture

Well that brightened up a boring sunday evening