This bloke walks into a public toilet where he finds two cubicles,
one of which is already occupied. So he enters the vacant stall,
closes the door, drops his trousers and sits down. A voice then
comes from the cubicle next to him
"Hello mate, how`s it going?"
Thinking this a bit strange but not wanting to be rude the chap
replies "Yeh, not too bad thanks"
After a short pause, he hears the voice again
"So, what are you up to then mate? "
Again, answering reluctantly, and unsure what to say, he replies
"Amm, just having a quick poo. How about yourself?"
He then hears the voice for the 3rd time.....
"Listen mate I`m sorry, I'll have to call you back, I've got
some madman in the next cubicle answering all my questions"
Cheers,
John
