Don't try this at home folks!
Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 10:23 am
I found this on another car site I visit, and thought it was funny enough to repost here for you lot to enjoy 
Almost as good as the time a mate of mine chucked up after a heavy night on the cider. Seemed like a good idea at the time to hoover it up to save time. He regretted it for months, every time he turned the hoover on to be greeted by the smell !!
A friend wanted to modify the fuel tank,which required some cutting, grinding and welding
Firstly, best we evacuate the vessel from any hydrocarbons --don't want any explosions so out comes mums best vacuum cleaner--as we want to do the job quickly--stick the vac. hose into the tank orriface, flick the switch on -- and hey presto, a rocket powered vac. missile heading outa the garage
Please think about it before actually doing it
Almost as good as the time a mate of mine chucked up after a heavy night on the cider. Seemed like a good idea at the time to hoover it up to save time. He regretted it for months, every time he turned the hoover on to be greeted by the smell !!
Now I know how to get rid of that bloody Dyson I cant sell..........
feckin smart fella.... made me laugh though 