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Don't try this at home folks!

Post by JohnW » Tue Feb 15, 2005 10:23 am

I found this on another car site I visit, and thought it was funny enough to repost here for you lot to enjoy :lol:
A friend wanted to modify the fuel tank,which required some cutting, grinding and welding
Firstly, best we evacuate the vessel from any hydrocarbons --don't want any explosions so out comes mums best vacuum cleaner--as we want to do the job quickly--stick the vac. hose into the tank orriface, flick the switch on -- and hey presto, a rocket powered vac. missile heading outa the garage

Please think about it before actually doing it
:shock: :lol: :lol:


Almost as good as the time a mate of mine chucked up after a heavy night on the cider. Seemed like a good idea at the time to hoover it up to save time. He regretted it for months, every time he turned the hoover on to be greeted by the smell !! :lol: :lol:
Too many toys, not enough time

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RE: Don

Post by Scotty » Tue Feb 15, 2005 11:39 am

hehehe Clarkson did that on his TV program a year or two back. Madness! :lol:
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RE: Don

Post by simple1 » Tue Feb 15, 2005 12:31 pm

:biggrin3: Now I know how to get rid of that bloody Dyson I cant sell..........

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Post by MartynC » Tue Feb 15, 2005 6:21 pm

Wouldn't that be Dyson with death?

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Post by simple1 » Tue Feb 15, 2005 7:56 pm

:bash: feckin smart fella.... made me laugh though :assflash: :biggrin3:

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Post by dog » Sun Feb 20, 2005 12:16 pm

You mean Clarkson did it on purpose? One brave fella

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Post by Scotty » Sun Feb 20, 2005 12:35 pm

Yep He had a feature which was basically when he blew something up in each episode!
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