ACHC Inc
Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2003 10:59 pm
As the heading suggest, my entrepreneurial (no John that's not a front bottom disease [img]images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]) and enterprising schemes know no boundaries [img]images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Specifically targeted for Amsterdam is the....... Andiroo's Cowie Handlebar Company Inc.
As the name suggests (dont like people guessing what I do - make it plane and simple, always works [img]images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]) I am contemplating an import/fitting company aimed at turning the local bland bicycles (and there are a few) into the proper street cred machines they deserve to be [img]images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
These "Cowie" bars are a universal fit, not to be confused with the narrower Chopper bars. They are offered in chrome or black, and in two sizes - Supercool wide, and Andiroocool superwide (you do need to be a big fella to turn corners with these babies [img]images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]) - although it has to be said that the material used is so flimsy, you could probably bend them any shape you want - these guys dont want your usual generic of the shelf <beep> [img]images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
Now you may at this time be thinking WOW, that Andiroo certainly knows the market, and boy does he have a product, but listen........ do you remember when you had cowies and that certain thing was missing? ....... well how cool am I?.... I will also be offering GRIPS, you know those Knobbly fluorescent hand grips you all remenber [img]images/graemlins/1syellow1.gif[/img]
Once size fits all (could also double for a condom if you had a small weaner [img]images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]) and the range comes in four dandy colours - yellow, green, pink and mauve.
C'mon guys is this a package that will sell or what? [img]images/graemlins/roflmao.gif[/img]
...... could be the fact my car won't be ready for Donny next week, I'm gutted, and I'm getting really pissed at the mo [img]images/graemlins/tung2.gif[/img] at looking for some thoughts to cheer me up [img]images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
Andi in the poo - for Donny [img]images/graemlins/FIREdevil.gif[/img]
Specifically targeted for Amsterdam is the....... Andiroo's Cowie Handlebar Company Inc.
As the name suggests (dont like people guessing what I do - make it plane and simple, always works [img]images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]) I am contemplating an import/fitting company aimed at turning the local bland bicycles (and there are a few) into the proper street cred machines they deserve to be [img]images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
These "Cowie" bars are a universal fit, not to be confused with the narrower Chopper bars. They are offered in chrome or black, and in two sizes - Supercool wide, and Andiroocool superwide (you do need to be a big fella to turn corners with these babies [img]images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]) - although it has to be said that the material used is so flimsy, you could probably bend them any shape you want - these guys dont want your usual generic of the shelf <beep> [img]images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
Now you may at this time be thinking WOW, that Andiroo certainly knows the market, and boy does he have a product, but listen........ do you remember when you had cowies and that certain thing was missing? ....... well how cool am I?.... I will also be offering GRIPS, you know those Knobbly fluorescent hand grips you all remenber [img]images/graemlins/1syellow1.gif[/img]
Once size fits all (could also double for a condom if you had a small weaner [img]images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]) and the range comes in four dandy colours - yellow, green, pink and mauve.
C'mon guys is this a package that will sell or what? [img]images/graemlins/roflmao.gif[/img]
...... could be the fact my car won't be ready for Donny next week, I'm gutted, and I'm getting really pissed at the mo [img]images/graemlins/tung2.gif[/img] at looking for some thoughts to cheer me up [img]images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
Andi in the poo - for Donny [img]images/graemlins/FIREdevil.gif[/img]