Another joke
Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2003 12:57 pm
Here's one from the US.
An American, a Mexican and an Iraqi are in a bar one night having a beer.
The Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to
pieces. He says "In Mexico our glasses so cheap we don't need to drink from same one twice."
The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots
the glass to pieces. He says "In Iraq we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out
of the same glass twice, either."
The American, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun
and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi and catches his glass. He says "In the United States we have so many
Mexicans and Iraqis that we don't need to drink WITH the same ones twice.
Have fun
Sam [img]images/graemlins/audiS4black.gif[/img]
An American, a Mexican and an Iraqi are in a bar one night having a beer.
The Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to
pieces. He says "In Mexico our glasses so cheap we don't need to drink from same one twice."
The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots
the glass to pieces. He says "In Iraq we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out
of the same glass twice, either."
The American, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun
and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi and catches his glass. He says "In the United States we have so many
Mexicans and Iraqis that we don't need to drink WITH the same ones twice.
Have fun
Sam [img]images/graemlins/audiS4black.gif[/img]