Ha Ha Ha!

[gord]

Sorry not car related, and probably old, but the only amusement I've had in my miserable inbox today... GM

An Irishman went to the Doctor with botty problems....
"Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look,if ya woot".
So the doctor got him to drop his pants and took a look.
"Incredible" he said, "there is a £20 note lodged up here."
Tentatively he eased the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a £10 note appeared.
"This is amazing!" exclaimed the Doctor. "What do you want me to do?"
"Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man!" shrieked the patient.
The doctor pulled out the tenner and another twenty appeared, and another and another and another, etc.... Finally
the last note came out and no more appeared.
"Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter, how moch is dare den?"
The Doctor counted the pile of cash. "£1,990 exactly."

"Ah, dat'd be roit" chirped the happy paddy. "I knew I wasn't feeling two grand."

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