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Re: Diamond Solitaire Pendants

Post by bam_bam » Tue Feb 26, 2019 8:04 am

Do you have any jewel-encrusted anal-beads?
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Re: Diamond Solitaire Pendants

Post by MikeFish » Tue Feb 26, 2019 9:02 am

bam_bam wrote:
Tue Feb 26, 2019 8:04 am
Do you have any jewel-encrusted anal-beads?
I've got a used set if you want.

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Diamond Solitaire Pendants

Post by FaisalJ » Tue Feb 26, 2019 9:16 am

bam_bam wrote:Do you have any jewel-encrusted anal-beads?
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Re: Diamond Solitaire Pendants

Post by bam_bam » Tue Feb 26, 2019 9:20 am

MikeFish wrote:
Tue Feb 26, 2019 9:02 am
bam_bam wrote:
Tue Feb 26, 2019 8:04 am
Do you have any jewel-encrusted anal-beads?
I've got a used set if you want.
They're not for me, I'm asking for a mate.
No matter where you go, there you are.

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Re: Diamond Solitaire Pendants

Post by Eddie555 » Tue Feb 26, 2019 10:39 am

bam_bam wrote:
Tue Feb 26, 2019 9:20 am
MikeFish wrote:
Tue Feb 26, 2019 9:02 am
bam_bam wrote:
Tue Feb 26, 2019 8:04 am
Do you have any jewel-encrusted anal-beads?
I've got a used set if you want.
They're not for me, I'm asking for a mate.
We’ve only met once. I am not your mate!!
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Re: Diamond Solitaire Pendants

Post by FrazerD » Tue Feb 26, 2019 11:45 am

bam_bam wrote:
Tue Feb 26, 2019 8:04 am
Do you have any jewel-encrusted anal-beads?
Would they not be a bit jaggy around the balloon knot area?

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Re: Diamond Solitaire Pendants

Post by bam_bam » Tue Feb 26, 2019 12:18 pm

FrazerD wrote:
Tue Feb 26, 2019 11:45 am
bam_bam wrote:
Tue Feb 26, 2019 8:04 am
Do you have any jewel-encrusted anal-beads?
Would they not be a bit jaggy around the balloon knot area?

Cheers :thumbs:
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Re: Diamond Solitaire Pendants

Post by MikeFish » Tue Feb 26, 2019 3:57 pm

Doesn't the lube make them pointless (literally).

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Re: Diamond Solitaire Pendants

Post by MikeFish » Tue Feb 26, 2019 3:57 pm

Anyway, what happened to the rascal whore.

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