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Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life,

Post by jamiej » Mon Feb 25, 2019 10:24 pm

I think Bam Bam needs an Academy Award for that. Bravo.


Adds "rascal whore" to dictionary of insults.

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Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life,

Post by zappy-chops » Mon Feb 25, 2019 11:38 pm

dhaacr wrote:
Mon Feb 25, 2019 8:19 pm
zappy-chops wrote:
Mon Feb 25, 2019 1:57 pm
This is hilarious. This guy is a raving loony. People like that add colour to this world. Surely he must be using a language translator to come up with English this badly written and nonsensical.
so you mean to say that it is hilarious when someone throws shoe filled with potty and urine on your face with an open challenge ? ( wwahaaa ) what an reasonsing.

and im not your western puppet. ( wrong { rascal whore })

and if there is anyone here who is unreasonable and nonsense than it is you that rascal whore. ( not me ) slut now get lost before i make shape of your small vagina more bigger.

hilarious. what is that hilarious ? that you enjoy it when i throw potty or urine on your face and than kicks on your face ? is it hilarious ? than laugh more ( foolish moron )

laugh more ( and enjoy my kicks on your face also at the same time )
Sorry mate - you lost me there. I don't speak fuckwit.
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Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life,

Post by FaisalJ » Mon Feb 25, 2019 11:51 pm

This means that the internet has finally reached the last village in India.

OP must be gutted. The rest of India is teaching themselves mad maths and IT skills, and here he is reduced to threatening to throw piss at strangers on the internet.

I mean how does that even work? You piss in a shoe (flip-flop?) and then sling it at your own monitor? Nasty.

All his mates probably moved to Bangalore and Mumbai to work for western companies - hence the hatred.

Quite sad really.

A cry for help

Let it out lil fella (the emotions, not the piss)



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Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life,

Post by MikeFish » Tue Feb 26, 2019 4:01 pm

Here is some of my favourite rascal whores earlier work:
https://www.urban75.net/forums/threads/ ... ts.360602/

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Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life,

Post by bam_bam » Tue Feb 26, 2019 4:09 pm

MikeFish wrote:
Tue Feb 26, 2019 4:01 pm
Here is some of my favourite rascal whores earlier work:
https://www.urban75.net/forums/threads/ ... ts.360602/
Twenty quid says it’s a bored drunk teenager in Dorking
Ah man, why can't we have swearing on our forum? Those Urban75 guys get to drop C-bombs and F-bombs like it nae bother.
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Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life,

Post by MikeFish » Tue Feb 26, 2019 5:21 pm

I thought the same, swearing is big and clever.

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Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life,

Post by bam_bam » Tue Feb 26, 2019 5:31 pm

MikeFish wrote:
Tue Feb 26, 2019 5:21 pm
I thought the same, swearing is big and clever.
lol. Ok, point taken.
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Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life,

Post by dhaacr » Tue Feb 26, 2019 5:36 pm

Surrey Sam wrote:
Mon Feb 25, 2019 8:44 pm
Are you human? If so, remind me WHY you are here again.
who are you to ask me this thing ? why are you here ? huh? who the hell are you ? who are you ( rsacal whore ) `1st of all answer to this damn question.

and you gave you right to say such things ? ( rascal slut )

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Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life,

Post by dhaacr » Tue Feb 26, 2019 5:39 pm

bam_bam wrote:
Mon Feb 25, 2019 10:09 pm
Errrrm, that isn't sense that you think you speak, that's just fact, if course our mothers saw our fathers before we're born, you dolt. Well, except yours, your mum was getting done from behind by a human-train of truck drivers, in a sh1t-splattered men's toilet somewhere on the A1M. She never saw their faces, ergo, she never saw your dad's face, the little rascal whore
Take any side of your mother that you want, many men have taken her backside, it's best you not go around there to see the damage they've done. She looks like a open-cut mining operation back there, she's probably had more miners drill her nugget factory than the population of Newcastle.
and this i have to learn from any random child like you ? ( waha ) :bash: now get lost ( rascal gay slut )

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Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life,

Post by dhaacr » Tue Feb 26, 2019 5:41 pm

zappy-chops wrote:
Mon Feb 25, 2019 11:38 pm
Sorry mate - you lost me there. I don't speak fuckwit.
so you think that you are not lost even now ? alright sir alright you are alive with belly, hands and legs without head.

you are alive still and not lost in the first place. now get lost.

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Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life,

Post by MikeFish » Tue Feb 26, 2019 5:42 pm

I have a feeling rascal is more on an insult in your native language.

Rascal gay slut, hahaha love it.

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Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life,

Post by MikeFish » Tue Feb 26, 2019 5:43 pm

dhaacr wrote:
Tue Feb 26, 2019 5:41 pm
zappy-chops wrote:
Mon Feb 25, 2019 11:38 pm
Sorry mate - you lost me there. I don't speak fuckwit.
so you think that you are not lost even now ? alright sir alright you are alive with belly, hands and legs without head.

you are alive still and not lost in the first place. now get lost.
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Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life,

Post by FrazerD » Tue Feb 26, 2019 5:44 pm

Yea bam bam, get lost you rascal gay slut :jump:

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Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life,

Post by FaisalJ » Tue Feb 26, 2019 5:45 pm

dhaacr wrote:
you are alive still and not lost in the first place. now get lost.
Did you happen to design Audi navigation systems?


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Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life,

Post by dhaacr » Tue Feb 26, 2019 5:45 pm

FaisalJ wrote:
Mon Feb 25, 2019 11:51 pm
This means that the internet has finally reached the last village in India.

OP must be gutted. The rest of India is teaching themselves mad maths and IT skills, and here he is reduced to threatening to throw piss at strangers on the internet.

I mean how does that even work? You piss in a shoe (flip-flop?) and then sling it at your own monitor? Nasty.

All his mates probably moved to Bangalore and Mumbai to work for western companies - hence the hatred.

Quite sad really.

A cry for help

Let it out lil fella (the emotions, not the piss)

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help i certainly seek but of Krishna and Authority and no one else. ( dull brain ) but you just go on playing with my lollypop and i will go on with my work. that is it.

and we will decide things by work but not by bogus words and mere bogus lamentation. ( which is useless ) rascal slut

and i must have to admit that your western civilization has got everything from top to bottom everything enough. ( i admit it )

and if this is the damn fact than you also know another fact ( rascal slut :thumbs: )

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