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Shittest advert ever

Post by Graeme4130 » Wed Jan 22, 2014 11:26 pm

As the title says, check this bag of crap of an advert out. Reckon it'll sell ?
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Re: Shittest advert ever

Post by doodlebug » Wed Jan 22, 2014 11:28 pm

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Re: Shittest advert ever

Post by Silverfox42 » Thu Jan 23, 2014 8:41 am

Maybe the car has been stolen and the pictures are of where it used to be?

Or the photographer is blind.
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Re: Shittest advert ever

Post by Malcolmx92 » Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:48 pm

Seems more like a case of his old woman forcing him to sell it :bigblink:

He in which case is trying his level best to keep it :assflash:
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Re: Shittest advert ever

Post by Nobby » Tue Jan 28, 2014 2:56 pm

Maybe the photos were mahoosive and AT has resized them but cut off the bits with the cars in.
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Re: Shittest advert ever

Post by Ian_C » Tue Jan 28, 2014 7:14 pm

Nobby wrote:Maybe the photos were mahoosive and AT has resized them but cut off the bits with the cars in.
Thats what I thought. :thumbs:
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Re: Shittest advert ever

Post by Surrey Sam » Wed Jan 29, 2014 11:59 am

Lol, definately a size/upload issue.

That's the trouble nowadays, people have the tech but don't know how to use it. When Autotrader was a magazine you used to get a guy come over and do the pictures for you.
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