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Getting more and more attractive......

Post by Weiß-sechs » Wed Dec 04, 2013 9:41 pm

Anyone else lusting after Nigella Lawson more than is acceptable for a married man?

Millionairess, immense conkers, a goddess in the kitchen and now we find out she likes the occasional spliff......... :biggrin2:

Wonder if she's an Audiphile too.......I'm all of a quiver :boots:
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Post by Batfinnk » Wed Dec 04, 2013 9:52 pm

You had me at immense conkers :biggrin3:
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Post by Batfinnk » Wed Dec 04, 2013 9:54 pm

I believe it is perfectly acceptable to lust after her regardless of relationship level ;)
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Re: Getting more and more attractive......

Post by Bacardi Jo » Wed Dec 04, 2013 10:15 pm

Weiß-sechs wrote:Anyone else lusting after Nigella Lawson more than is acceptable for a married man?

Millionairess, immense conkers, a goddess in the kitchen and now we find out she likes the occasional spliff......... :biggrin2:

Wonder if she's an Audiphile too.......I'm all of a quiver :boots:
Occasional spliff? it seems like she powders her nose in more ways than one. :rocker:
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Post by Silverfox42 » Wed Dec 04, 2013 10:31 pm

Imagine the breakfast the morning after....
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Re: Getting more and more attractive......

Post by Batfinnk » Wed Dec 04, 2013 10:46 pm

Sod breakfast. Imagine the soapy tit wank :) :)
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Post by Weiß-sechs » Wed Dec 04, 2013 11:10 pm

Batfinnk wrote:Sod breakfast. Imagine the soapy tit wank :) :)
be'jesus!!!I :shock: I'm spent....




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Post by The_Coat » Thu Dec 05, 2013 6:51 am

Batfinnk wrote:You had me at immense conkers :biggrin3:
+1 lol
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Re: Getting more and more attractive......

Post by the6 » Thu Jan 02, 2014 4:52 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCUgu19PNUQ

Always has me on the floor!!
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Post by Weiß-sechs » Thu Jan 02, 2014 8:27 pm

the6 wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCUgu19PNUQ

Always has me on the floor!!
She could have me on the floor, the table, the range cooker etc, etc, :bigblink:
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Re: Getting more and more attractive......

Post by Graeme4130 » Wed Jan 08, 2014 11:59 pm

Just need a public admission that she takes it in the a**e and she'll be pretty much most mens dream women. :)
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Re: Getting more and more attractive......

Post by bam_bam » Thu Jan 09, 2014 11:44 am

Graeme4130 wrote:Just need a public admission that she takes it in the a**e and she'll be pretty much most mens dream women. :)
Of course she does, she's partial to ching, it makes girls very 'open' and relaxed to receiving a back-door hammering.
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Re: Getting more and more attractive......

Post by Graeme4130 » Thu Jan 09, 2014 12:50 pm

bam_bam wrote:
Graeme4130 wrote:Just need a public admission that she takes it in the a**e and she'll be pretty much most mens dream women. :)
Of course she does, she's partial to ching, it makes girls very 'open' and relaxed to receiving a back-door hammering.
I'd have always been very surprised if she didn't, she looks like the type :)
She's Single now too I believe, so I might see if I can get the offer on the table
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Re: Getting more and more attractive......

Post by doodlebug » Thu Jan 09, 2014 12:58 pm

I can't believe the question has even been raised. It's a given, her hinges will have been well slackened.
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Re: Getting more and more attractive......

Post by bam_bam » Thu Jan 09, 2014 1:21 pm

At 54 years old, her back entrance would be double-jointed by now.

It seems she's into BDSM too, I'd love to see her shrink wrapped in PVC...

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