The RS246 Rules of Modern Life

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Re: The RS246 Rules of Modern Life

Post by bam_bam » Sat Sep 03, 2016 8:58 pm

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Re: The RS246 Rules of Modern Life

Post by Surrey Sam » Sat Sep 03, 2016 9:10 pm

:nodder:

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Re: The RS246 Rules of Modern Life

Post by Eddie555 » Sat Sep 03, 2016 9:18 pm

bam_bam has lube running through his veins.
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Re: The RS246 Rules of Modern Life

Post by MikeFish » Sat Sep 03, 2016 9:57 pm

Is this turning into the Bam appreciation society?
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Re: The RS246 Rules of Modern Life

Post by chunky79 » Sat Sep 03, 2016 11:57 pm

MikeFish wrote:Is this turning into the Bam appreciation society?
Nah, it's just he's that f*cked up it's easy to think of things.
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Re: The RS246 Rules of Modern Life

Post by Shoppinit » Tue Sep 06, 2016 1:58 pm

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Re: The RS246 Rules of Modern Life

Post by bam_bam » Tue Sep 06, 2016 9:52 pm

- "'People who hypermile and post photos of their MPG, probably kill prostitutes for denying them a VAT receipt of the 'transaction'".
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Re: The RS246 Rules of Modern Life

Post by chunky79 » Wed Sep 07, 2016 3:37 pm

All car sale adverts in 2016 MUST have -
'' it is with a heavy heart I'm selling my pride and joy''
and also,
'' I travelled the country looking for the right one'' in them.
previous- Pug 205 gti, 306 gti, 309 gti Goodwood.
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.

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Re: The RS246 Rules of Modern Life

Post by Eddie555 » Fri Sep 09, 2016 12:04 pm

To own a nice B1tch with a nice aRSe and treat her like a hoe you'd earn money. To own a RS you are the hoe and she be costing you money.
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Re: The RS246 Rules of Modern Life

Post by bam_bam » Fri Sep 09, 2016 10:09 pm

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Re: The RS246 Rules of Modern Life

Post by RIV » Sun Sep 11, 2016 3:05 pm

It is unique isn't it.
I try to be :bigblink:
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Re: The RS246 Rules of Modern Life

Post by RS6chris! » Sun Oct 09, 2016 8:00 pm

People who call buckets "wing backs" should be banished from the forum as they are not RS enthusiasts!
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Re: The RS246 Rules of Modern Life

Post by HYFR » Sun Oct 09, 2016 8:49 pm

RS6chris! wrote:People who call buckets "wing backs" should be banished from the forum as they are not RS enthusiasts!

Yes !
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Re: The RS246 Rules of Modern Life

Post by MikeFish » Sun Oct 09, 2016 8:53 pm

I thought this was already one of the rules but U can't find it now!
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Re: The RS246 Rules of Modern Life

Post by jonson66 » Tue Oct 11, 2016 8:23 pm

I want a pair of windbacks
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