The RS246 Rules of Modern Life
Re: The RS246 Rules of Modern Life
Hmm, what's wrong with an Amex?
No matter where you go, there you are.
Re: The RS246 Rules of Modern Life
Not an idiom, but amusing...
At the wings and wheel show last w/e, my (non Audi driving) mate overheard Aussie Jonytek saying he was going to go use someone's Vag Com. Matey immediately gave me a dirty look "he's going to do what!!??".....he'd heard "Vag-cam"!
At the wings and wheel show last w/e, my (non Audi driving) mate overheard Aussie Jonytek saying he was going to go use someone's Vag Com. Matey immediately gave me a dirty look "he's going to do what!!??".....he'd heard "Vag-cam"!
2007 RS4 B7 Avant
Phantom Black | Black Optics | MRC Stage 2 | JC Weldfab Exhaust | KW V3 coilovers | H&R ARBs | 20" Ispiri ISR-8 | Titanium wing mirrors | Driving Passion Diffuser | CF Air Intake | Manifold deflap | Alcantara/leather retrim | TT RS Steering Wheel | Pioneer Apple Carplay HU, JL amp and sub, Focal components | Clear Headlight Lenses, Black Internals, 6000K Bulbs | Trups LEDs | LED Tail lights |
Re: The RS246 Rules of Modern Life
- "Under no circumstance should a user of RS246 click on any link posted by bam_bam".
'15 B8 RS4 - SOLD
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- "If you say 'flappy paddle steering wheel', you're a <beep>".
No matter where you go, there you are.
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Any advert that says '' no expense spared'' and has bridgestone tyres, don't even bother viewing.
previous- Pug 205 gti, 306 gti, 309 gti Goodwood.
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.
Now - Empty garage
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.
Now - Empty garage
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!
Re: The RS246 Rules of Modern Life
Excellent thread :beer chug:
"some people just don't appreciate BMW's"
"some people just don't appreciate BMW's"
Paul
03 Black AmD Stage3 C5 RS6 Saloon (Sold)
05 Blue DMS E60 M5 (Sold)
07 Blue DMS B7 RS4 Saloon (Sold)
10 White Nissan R35 GT-R Premium Edition SVM Stage 4 (Sold)
12 White D4 A8 TDi SE Executive (Sold)
14 Grey LCi F10 M5 (Rejected)
14 Blue DMS Stage 2 LCi F10 M5 (Sold)
17 Grey FFRR Autobiography (Rejected)
17 Black D4 A8 TDi Black Edition (Sold)
18 White APR Stage 2 Golf R 7.5 Estate
03 Black AmD Stage3 C5 RS6 Saloon (Sold)
05 Blue DMS E60 M5 (Sold)
07 Blue DMS B7 RS4 Saloon (Sold)
10 White Nissan R35 GT-R Premium Edition SVM Stage 4 (Sold)
12 White D4 A8 TDi SE Executive (Sold)
14 Grey LCi F10 M5 (Rejected)
14 Blue DMS Stage 2 LCi F10 M5 (Sold)
17 Grey FFRR Autobiography (Rejected)
17 Black D4 A8 TDi Black Edition (Sold)
18 White APR Stage 2 Golf R 7.5 Estate
Re: The RS246 Rules of Modern Life
*BMWsW8PMC wrote:Excellent thread :beer chug:
"some people just don't appreciate BMW's"
No matter where you go, there you are.
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- "Dyno an RS4, is paying someone to kick you in the balls"
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Re: The RS246 Rules of Modern Life
"The starting budget for almost any repair on a C5 RS6 is £1200".
No matter where you go, there you are.
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- "Never buy an RS which has had the DRC replaced by coilovers, but at the same time you must budget £5k to replace the DRC because it will fail straight after you buy it."
'15 B8 RS4 - SOLD
Re: The RS246 Rules of Modern Life
Lol. However that's what the OSX spellcheck wanted & given it's a MAC it must be correctbam_bam wrote:*BMWsW8PMC wrote:Excellent thread :beer chug:
"some people just don't appreciate BMW's"
Paul
03 Black AmD Stage3 C5 RS6 Saloon (Sold)
05 Blue DMS E60 M5 (Sold)
07 Blue DMS B7 RS4 Saloon (Sold)
10 White Nissan R35 GT-R Premium Edition SVM Stage 4 (Sold)
12 White D4 A8 TDi SE Executive (Sold)
14 Grey LCi F10 M5 (Rejected)
14 Blue DMS Stage 2 LCi F10 M5 (Sold)
17 Grey FFRR Autobiography (Rejected)
17 Black D4 A8 TDi Black Edition (Sold)
18 White APR Stage 2 Golf R 7.5 Estate
03 Black AmD Stage3 C5 RS6 Saloon (Sold)
05 Blue DMS E60 M5 (Sold)
07 Blue DMS B7 RS4 Saloon (Sold)
10 White Nissan R35 GT-R Premium Edition SVM Stage 4 (Sold)
12 White D4 A8 TDi SE Executive (Sold)
14 Grey LCi F10 M5 (Rejected)
14 Blue DMS Stage 2 LCi F10 M5 (Sold)
17 Grey FFRR Autobiography (Rejected)
17 Black D4 A8 TDi Black Edition (Sold)
18 White APR Stage 2 Golf R 7.5 Estate
Re: The RS246 Rules of Modern Life
If you can hear how bad your BOSE audio is, your exhaust isn't loud enough
Admit to buying pirelli tyres at your own peril
If stopped for speeding, standard response is "sorry officer, I was conducting routine maintenance, in order to keep inlet manifold carbon buildup at bay"
If in doubt, man maths the crap out of the problem till you arrive at the desired conclusion *
* having man maths'd; never ever ever add up how much you've spent on your car. Ever.
Admit to buying pirelli tyres at your own peril
If stopped for speeding, standard response is "sorry officer, I was conducting routine maintenance, in order to keep inlet manifold carbon buildup at bay"
If in doubt, man maths the crap out of the problem till you arrive at the desired conclusion *
* having man maths'd; never ever ever add up how much you've spent on your car. Ever.
2007 RS4 B7 Avant
Phantom Black | Black Optics | MRC Stage 2 | JC Weldfab Exhaust | KW V3 coilovers | H&R ARBs | 20" Ispiri ISR-8 | Titanium wing mirrors | Driving Passion Diffuser | CF Air Intake | Manifold deflap | Alcantara/leather retrim | TT RS Steering Wheel | Pioneer Apple Carplay HU, JL amp and sub, Focal components | Clear Headlight Lenses, Black Internals, 6000K Bulbs | Trups LEDs | LED Tail lights |
Re: The RS246 Rules of Modern Life
This is exactly the kind of excuse we've come to expect from BMW drivers.W8PMC wrote:Lol. However that's what the OSX spellcheck wanted & given it's a MAC it must be correctbam_bam wrote:*BMWsW8PMC wrote:Excellent thread :beer chug:
"some people just don't appreciate BMW's"
No matter where you go, there you are.
Re: The RS246 Rules of Modern Life
If your Audi hasn't been to Unit20 or MRC, it won't be running right!
previous- Pug 205 gti, 306 gti, 309 gti Goodwood.
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.
Now - Empty garage
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.
Now - Empty garage
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!
Re: The RS246 Rules of Modern Life
"The RS246 search function is only mildly more useful than a limp dick in a whorehouse".
No matter where you go, there you are.
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