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RE: Re: RE: you really had to be there

Post by shineydave » Fri Mar 24, 2006 12:05 am

"toothbrushed" her too no doubt
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Re: RE: Re: RE: you really had to be there

Post by tartan_rob » Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:07 am

harry wrote:
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on a similar theme a "friend" of mine found out his girlfriend had been cheating on him for months so he left her but as a parting shot he pissed in her shampoo and conditioner bottles.....classy guy!
that is a good idea, just like using the toothbrush to remove skid marks from the pan or adding some dog <beep> to the casserole (or anything that looks the right colour).
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RE: Re: RE: you really had to be there

Post by arS4 » Sat Mar 25, 2006 10:51 am

harry wrote:
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on a similar theme a "friend" of mine found out his girlfriend had been cheating on him for months so he left her but as a parting shot he pissed in her shampoo and conditioner bottles.....classy guy!

Accurate too :D

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Post by arS4 » Sat Mar 25, 2006 10:53 am

Accurate too :D

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RE: Re: RE: you really had to be there

Post by shineydave » Sat Mar 25, 2006 11:01 am

Accurate too
28.0mm neck on an average shampoo bottle, maybe 23.0mm internal diameter, maybe there's a clue there as to why she was cheating on him
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