Jokes don't get any worse than this.

[derdle]

A couple decide they have to tighten their belts. She says "You're spending £ 16 a week on 24 cans of beer and it has to stop".

A week later he says, "Hang on, you're spending £ 28 a week on make up".

"Yes", she says, "but that's to make me look lovely and attractive to you".

He replies, "That's what the fu**ing beer was for".

Boom boom.