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Caption Competition

Post by DavidT » Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:13 pm

I'm sitting here working away, but bored. So



Andiroo 'so Scott, if we remove both rear seats, can we fit two of these ?'

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by johneroberts » Mon Mar 31, 2003 8:19 pm

[img]images/rsul/8965-images.jpg[/img]


Well thats the wifes vibrator cleaned [img]images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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Post by PhilT » Mon Mar 31, 2003 8:46 pm

[img]images/rsul/8965-images.jpg[/img]

So this is a blower..... Do I blow here?
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Re: Caption Competition

Post by DavidT » Mon Mar 31, 2003 10:02 pm

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Post by Riz_RS4 » Mon Mar 31, 2003 10:08 pm

"hello is there anybody in there??? yoohoo?
ermmmmm maybe its a sucking machine? but what does it suck? mmmmmmm theres two openings? a cannon? cant be a female tool....too big, unless its for a dino? ermmmmmm ahhhhhhh ive got it they use these to shoot tennis balls at people! ermmm ok maybe not.... beats me [img]images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]images/graemlins/s3addict.gif[/img] [img]images/graemlins/clap.gif[/img]

Well it is a competition and nobodys said what the rules are? therefore im the winner because ermmmmmm because i just am! lol [img]images/graemlins/clap.gif[/img] [img]images/graemlins/clap.gif[/img] [img]images/graemlins/clap.gif[/img] [img]images/graemlins/s3addict.gif[/img] [img]images/graemlins/3flypigs.gif[/img] [img]images/graemlins/roflmao.gif[/img] [img]images/graemlins/roflmao.gif[/img] [img]images/graemlins/biggrin3.gif[/img] [img]images/graemlins/elefant.gif[/img]
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Re: Caption Competition

Post by wazza » Tue Apr 01, 2003 12:33 am

It's a turbo!

Hmm.... nah! [img]images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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Re: Caption Competition

Post by jeffw » Tue Apr 01, 2003 12:49 pm

[img]images/rsul/8965-images.jpg[/img]

Andiroo has a look at the work AmD have been doing .....should get 1000BHP out of this Big Boy

or

New Sportec turbos include yodelling attachment [img]images/graemlins/spineyes.gif[/img]

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Andiroo » Tue Apr 01, 2003 8:53 pm

Scott "so Andy these modified K04's have just come back. They fitted the bigger compressor housing like we asked, but unfortunately got the part numbers mixed up. Would you believe there's only one number different between a Mitsubishi Evo V11 and an Airbus 300?" [img]images/graemlins/roflmao.gif[/img]

(would be just my luck at the mo [img]images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img])

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Andiroo » Tue Apr 01, 2003 8:55 pm

Scott "so Andy, you know those big end shells from [img]images/graemlins/24430-audibash.gif[/img] were the wrong size......." [img]images/graemlins/roflmao.gif[/img]

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