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Re: The Rules.

Post by amanda1 » Sun Feb 21, 2016 7:31 pm

Surrey Sam wrote:
bam_bam wrote:The Rules:
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    45. Amanda1 shall be known as "Cryptic" until further notice
    46. Tango'd front lights shall now be referred to as "Yankee Lanterns"
    47. From this day forward the Revolution Intake shall be known as the Mafia Intake, so named due to its propensity for killing MAFs.
    48. Generic remaps will now be referred to as Lady Maps. This is in reference to Lady P receiving a remap from Hazzy Dayz.

49. Spamming 'The Rules' thread; will render oneself to the mercy of, the RS246 fraternity.
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Re: The Rules.

Post by chunky79 » Sun Feb 21, 2016 7:41 pm

I feel for ya bam, I really do.
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Re: The Rules.

Post by RS6chris! » Tue May 24, 2016 8:26 pm

Bam

Can we add to your rules??


If so.....any one who calls bucket seats "wing backs" will be ridiculed and told unless they amend their post to call them buckets their post will be hijacked ..... :



Any Audi man should know they are buckets!!!

Just gets under skin.... :rant:
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Re: The Rules.

Post by bam_bam » Wed May 25, 2016 12:13 pm

RS6chris! wrote:Bam

Can we add to your rules??


If so.....any one who calls bucket seats "wing backs" will be ridiculed and told unless they amend their post to call them buckets their post will be hijacked ..... :



Any Audi man should know they are buckets!!!

Just gets under skin.... :rant:
Under consideration. Anyone second this?
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Re: The Rules.

Post by chunky79 » Wed May 25, 2016 1:10 pm

Should just hijack the thread anyway. There seems to be more and more new owners/repairers coming on here asking dumbass questions.
Just give them the normal 246 initiation, if they can handle it and respond in a good way it makes it better on here.
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Re: The Rules.

Post by FaisalJ » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:10 pm

RS246'ers

I'd like to propose a new addition to the official rules (last edited in 2015 it seems)

Rule 49: Any and all pictures of a nardo coloured car, must be met by at least one "so when's it going in for paint?"

It seems this is the norm on other forums - we've fallen behind the times!


I'd also second the motion for a rule addition per below:
bam_bam wrote:
Wed May 25, 2016 12:13 pm
RS6chris! wrote:Bam

Can we add to your rules??


If so.....any one who calls bucket seats "wing backs" will be ridiculed and told unless they amend their post to call them buckets their post will be hijacked ..... :



Any Audi man should know they are buckets!!!

Just gets under skin.... :rant:
Under consideration. Anyone second this?
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Re: The Rules.

Post by Shoppinit » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:17 pm

Seconded. Could also apply to white.
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Re: The Rules.

Post by Eddie555 » Fri Jan 12, 2018 4:33 pm

Oh man. I was gonna have my next car in Nardo. Think I’ll choose a blue car instead now. 🙈
Current ride’s
Q7 Floret Silver Black Edition On 22’s (2018)
Renault Clio 172 Cup. (Babe the track pig)

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RS6 avant C7 Daytona Grey 2015 facelift. The one I waved goodbye to!!
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Re: The Rules.

Post by MikeFish » Sat Jan 13, 2018 4:19 pm

FaisalJ wrote:
Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:10 pm
RS246'ers

I'd like to propose a new addition to the official rules (last edited in 2015 it seems)

Rule 49: Any and all pictures of a nardo coloured car, must be met by at least one "so when's it going in for paint?"

It seems this is the norm on other forums - we've fallen behind the times!


I'd also second the motion for a rule addition per below:
bam_bam wrote:
Wed May 25, 2016 12:13 pm
RS6chris! wrote:Bam

Can we add to your rules??


If so.....any one who calls bucket seats "wing backs" will be ridiculed and told unless they amend their post to call them buckets their post will be hijacked ..... :



Any Audi man should know they are buckets!!!

Just gets under skin.... :rant:
Under consideration. Anyone second this?
Haha this is so true!
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Re: The Rules.

Post by MikeFish » Sat Jan 13, 2018 4:20 pm

Eddie555 wrote:
Fri Jan 12, 2018 4:33 pm
Oh man. I was gonna have my next car in Nardo. Think I’ll choose a blue car instead now. 🙈
I think the point is that we don't think like that but will all make the statement regardless. So you can buy a nardo car, we will ask when is it going in for paint then tell you how nice it looks.
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Re: The Rules.

Post by chunky79 » Sat Jan 13, 2018 9:46 pm

amanda1 wrote:
Sun Feb 21, 2016 7:31 pm
Luke I soooo love you .... X
This still makes me laugh, ALOT.
previous- 205 gti, 306 gti, 309 gtiGoodwood, S3, S4 V8 avant.
Now- C5 RS6 Misano red avant. Getting close to how I want it.

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!

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Re: The Rules.

Post by FaisalJ » Sat Jan 13, 2018 10:42 pm

MikeFish wrote:
Eddie555 wrote:
Fri Jan 12, 2018 4:33 pm
Oh man. I was gonna have my next car in Nardo. Think I’ll choose a blue car instead now. Image
I think the point is that we don't think like that but will all make the statement regardless. So you can buy a nardo car, we will ask when is it going in for paint then tell you how nice it looks.
Bingo.

I quite like Nardo. I’m still going to take the piss though


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Re: The Rules.

Post by Eddie555 » Sat Jan 13, 2018 10:54 pm

Ooooooooooh. I get it now.
Current ride’s
Q7 Floret Silver Black Edition On 22’s (2018)
Renault Clio 172 Cup. (Babe the track pig)

Previous rides
SQ5 Glacier white( 2016 65reg)
RS6 avant C7 Daytona Grey 2015 facelift. The one I waved goodbye to!!
2013: Q7 3.0 tdi s/line plus ibis white (13reg)
2012: S5 cabriolet glacier white (62 reg)
2011: RS4 saloon B7. Avus (57 reg)

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Re: The Rules.

Post by c3nturi0n » Thu Jun 07, 2018 9:36 am

hahahah...#36 is my favourite!

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