50 Cent Goes Bankrupt
50 Cent Goes Bankrupt
I almost pissed myself laughing!
His life could have turned out so different in the early years if he had read Freakonomics instead of dealing drugs.
Then he would have learned that working in McDonalds pays a better hourly rate than dealing crack, with a marginally better life expectancy to boot.
He could have been an area manager by now.
Anyway, it's probably a ruse to get out of paying a $5M court fine. Still made me laugh though.
His life could have turned out so different in the early years if he had read Freakonomics instead of dealing drugs.
Then he would have learned that working in McDonalds pays a better hourly rate than dealing crack, with a marginally better life expectancy to boot.
He could have been an area manager by now.
Anyway, it's probably a ruse to get out of paying a $5M court fine. Still made me laugh though.

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Re: 50 Cent Goes Bankrupt
Just seen this thread , he will never be skint , he has more money than most people will ever see .
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Re: 50 Cent Goes Bankrupt
Exactly this. He bankrupts himself in order to avoid paying this chick USD20m or whatever it was for publishing a sex video he made with herHarris. wrote:Just seen this thread , he will never be skint , he has more money than most people will ever see .
US financial law is very different to uk law, whereby if that was you or I, we'd need to literally sell the shirts off our backs to satisfy the debt, whereas in the US you can flog off one of your several mansions to pay what you can, but still have a massive stash in a secret account and transfer all your other houses to your mums name, or someone else.
If he was truly as gangsta as he makes out though, she'd be dead by now
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Re: 50 Cent Goes Bankrupt
How do you know he didn't give her the AIDS?
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Re: 50 Cent Goes Bankrupt
I hope she had some secret skills, as she ain't got the looks of someone you'd want to bankrupt yourself overbam_bam wrote:How do you know he didn't give her the AIDS?
Perhaps the judge just gave him the penalty as a fine for choosing a pretty ugly women, when a man of his calibre can probably choose from a whole pool of genuinely decent (and dirty) ones
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"A man of his calibre" - isn't he a short-arsed convicted drug dealer that's been shot in the face? If she shagged him for his money then at least she's being consistent in sueing him.
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Re: 50 Cent Goes Bankrupt
I'm not sure that makes any difference in his line of work and social circles. In fact, the badder you've been, the better standard of lady you getbam_bam wrote:"A man of his calibre" - isn't he a short-arsed convicted drug dealer that's been shot in the face? If she shagged him for his money then at least she's being consistent in sueing him.
You only have to look at some of the other ugly mugs of rappers and other rich celebs to know that looks don't equal birds - Cash and fame = birds
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Re: 50 Cent Goes Bankrupt
Dammit, that's where I've been going wrong. Relying on my good lucks and large penis alone.
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Shoppinit wrote:Dammit, that's where I've been going wrong. Relying on my good lucks and large penis alone.
You need to break out the medallions and gansta talk !
Oh yeah, and go everywhere in your private plane
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Re: 50 Cent Goes Bankrupt
Sounds like good advice. I think I will use this guy as my role model:
/it's worth a listen. I thought it was a parody at first.
/it's worth a listen. I thought it was a parody at first.
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I understood about 5 words on that video - Might need a translatorShoppinit wrote:Sounds like good advice. I think I will use this guy as my role model:
/it's worth a listen. I thought it was a parody at first.
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Re: 50 Cent Goes Bankrupt
Graeme4130 wrote:I understood about 5 words on that video - Might need a translatorShoppinit wrote:Sounds like good advice. I think I will use this guy as my role model:
/it's worth a listen. I thought it was a parody at first.

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Re: 50 Cent Goes Bankrupt
That guy has some very funny comments and arguments with tubetards.
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