Getting more and more attractive......

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Re: Getting more and more attractive......

Post by Weiß-sechs » Thu Jan 09, 2014 1:38 pm

One up the bum...........no harm done :assflash:
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Re: Getting more and more attractive......

Post by HYFR » Thu Jan 09, 2014 1:42 pm

She's 54?!

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Re: Getting more and more attractive......

Post by doodlebug » Thu Jan 09, 2014 1:44 pm

HYFR wrote:She's 54?!
Just add a bit more spit/lube as required.

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Re: Getting more and more attractive......

Post by Graeme4130 » Thu Jan 09, 2014 2:19 pm

We should get our offers on the table. After all, if you don't ask, you don't get
By the law of averages, three offers are likely to yeild more success than just the one, so one of us might get to smash her

She's 53? She could be my mum
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Re: Getting more and more attractive......

Post by John Johnson » Thu Jan 09, 2014 3:00 pm

Yes but would you bang your mum ?! Funny how you always fancied yer mates mum at school too
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Re: Getting more and more attractive......

Post by bam_bam » Thu Jan 09, 2014 3:08 pm

John Johnson wrote:Yes but would you bang your mum ?! Funny how you always fancied yer mates mum at school too
Not your mum, she was too old for us young cocks.
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Re: Getting more and more attractive......

Post by Bacardi Jo » Thu Jan 09, 2014 8:46 pm

Weiß-sechs wrote:One up the bum...........no harm done :assflash:
One up the Rectum don't Affect um :assflash:

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Re: Getting more and more attractive......

Post by bam_bam » Thu Jan 09, 2014 8:50 pm

Whisper in her ear "can I do you in the rear".
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Re: Getting more and more attractive......

Post by Bacardi Jo » Thu Jan 09, 2014 9:48 pm

Never mind the passion get it up there doggy fashion.

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Re: Getting more and more attractive......

Post by chunky79 » Fri Jan 10, 2014 7:55 am

I bet she'd take more than one through the back doors!
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Re: Getting more and more attractive......

Post by Weiß-sechs » Fri Jan 10, 2014 8:51 am

blackphantom wrote:Never mind the passion get it up there doggy fashion.
Take one up the cacker.........it won't knacker (honest) :biggrin2:

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