ACHC Inc

[Andiroo]

As the heading suggest, my entrepreneurial (no John that's not a front bottom disease [img]images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]) and enterprising schemes know no boundaries [img]images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Specifically targeted for Amsterdam is the....... Andiroo's Cowie Handlebar Company Inc.

As the name suggests (dont like people guessing what I do - make it plane and simple, always works [img]images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]) I am contemplating an import/fitting company aimed at turning the local bland bicycles (and there are a few) into the proper street cred machines they deserve to be [img]images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

These "Cowie" bars are a universal fit, not to be confused with the narrower Chopper bars. They are offered in chrome or black, and in two sizes - Supercool wide, and Andiroocool superwide (you do need to be a big fella to turn corners with these babies [img]images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]) - although it has to be said that the material used is so flimsy, you could probably bend them any shape you want - these guys dont want your usual generic of the shelf <beep> [img]images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

Now you may at this time be thinking WOW, that Andiroo certainly knows the market, and boy does he have a product, but listen........ do you remember when you had cowies and that certain thing was missing? ....... well how cool am I?.... I will also be offering GRIPS, you know those Knobbly fluorescent hand grips you all remenber [img]images/graemlins/1syellow1.gif[/img]
Once size fits all (could also double for a condom if you had a small weaner [img]images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]) and the range comes in four dandy colours - yellow, green, pink and mauve.

C'mon guys is this a package that will sell or what? [img]images/graemlins/roflmao.gif[/img]

...... could be the fact my car won't be ready for Donny next week, I'm gutted, and I'm getting really pissed at the mo [img]images/graemlins/tung2.gif[/img] at looking for some thoughts to cheer me up [img]images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Andi in the poo - for Donny [img]images/graemlins/FIREdevil.gif[/img]

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errr

well . .

no comment

but put me down for a set [img]images/graemlins/icon_lol.gif[/img]

[johneroberts]

Andiroo,
is by chance a vistor from another planet [img]images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] closely related to K-Pax his sometime strange afilation to the the "chopper" is uncanny for a Prince of the outer realms of the Naergh system. Please understand he has now realised his spcecraft will not be ready for a planned trip home on the 26th, technicans are busy trying to get the quantum thrassic gem in place for next weeks meeting.
Lets hope all goes well [img]images/graemlins/roflmao.gif[/img]
Cheers
jr

[Bushy]

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