S4TAN ... An apology.

[CliveH]

Did Blowjob really have the last word on this subject...?!

[Cornishmoocher]

I particularly like Jules closing comment: P.S. If anyone replies with that dreadful old cliche "to assume makes an ass out of u and me" then you're a <beep>.

i spat my food all over my laptop!

[CliveH]

You heathen Alex! that's more disgusting than a hor*e bum*ing a m*n..!!

[bam_bam]

So whatever happened to this "blueroom"? I'm all for the grotty, smut and 'obscure' stuff but I'll be the first to admit that I wish I could unsee some of the stuff I've 'stumbled' accross. I do a lot of corporate forensics but it's the police forensic investigations that I feel sorry for, I'd hate to see their off topic posts . That said Horsec*ck isn't at the top of the list of crap I'd like to unsee... but it's very close, mostly because gay hor*e* offend me.

BTW: The crown jewel of my unseeable list would have to be "the pain oympics", that thing turned me white as a sheet. If m*n b*ing b*mmed by a hor*e garnered 4 - 5 offendees, then pain olypics would devide this whole forum.

A photo of my reg plate (with added insect death):

[Hiltoa]

I am seriously considering PM-ing the crew - I was happily reading an informative thread about performance Audis and their role in equestrianism and low and behold I was confronted by the shocking image above.

To wantonly flaunt the gross murder of so many of Gods beautiful insects shocks me to the core.

I'm going to go and lie down, and while I do so I will be very cross and it's all your fault.

[bam_bam]

Thank f*ck you didn't get offended at the "two girls, one cup" slogan at the bottom of my number plate!!! Re: Insects - feck 'em, scumbags, they shouldn't have been in the way.

[Hiltoa]

No, the promotion of bizarre and ickworthy adult activities on a public forum is fine by me.

Oh, but the horror of those poor flying b@stards distributing their delicate guts all over your car...

In fact, now you mention it, feck 'em. Stupid arthropods - carry on as you were.

[Bladerider]

Im with S4TAN,

he seems like a <beep> !!

I always find the off topics and banter on forums as interesting as the car stuff, but then Im a world class knobber myself so perhaps it just goes with the mentality !!



J.

[mikeyquattro]

You all want to join AudiSRS.com then

[S4TAN]

Im with S4TAN,

he seems like a <beep> !!

He is; a <beep> MASSIVE <beep>

[derdle]

Im with S4TAN,

he seems like a <beep> !!

He is; a f*cking MASSIVE <beep>

I dunno .... I thought you'd lost a few pounds lately, so maybe not so massive?

[Dom81]

You heathen Alex! that's more disgusting than a hor*e bum*ing a m*n..!!

It's been a long time since I read S4tan's brilliant posts, but I could have sworn it was a m*n being bum*ed by a hor*e. I thought the emphasis was the action performed on the m*n, rather than by the hor*e

Happy days...

[bam_bam]

I think at some point everyone became so jaded that the antithesis was posed in question. Would it have been as bad if a m*n bum*ed a hor*e? I think it was concluded that you'd need to be a lot of m*n to pleasure a hor*e... well, at least in the manner that poor Mr. Hands felt 'pleasured'.

[ArthurPE]

let me get this straight...
someone is complaining, because someone complained about the posting of beastiality on a car forum?

just when you think you've seen it all....

[Savage]

I used to be into beastiality........and sadism.....and necrophilia

but then I realised I was just flogging a dead horse

Sorry. Taxi for Savage!

Sav

the old ones are the beast!