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[DavidT]

Leaving politics and religion aside, still funny I reckon ?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle ... 388651.stm

[MCB]

Nice one had to quote this:

"According to daily Yediot Ahronot, US President George W Bush and former Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon have both done the same thing."

Are we surprised?

[DavidT]

Yes, it seems unkind to comment about Sharon, but hey Bush ?

[ScottyBoy]

Thing's like this never seize to amaze me, knowing that they are in the public eye and still carry on like bafoon's.

[derdle]

Two pictures of Dubya.

[MCB]

Priceless - front man for the most powerful Country in the West

[ScottyBoy]

I think he is all you could expect from a nation of overweight imbecile's

[derdle]

Breaking News: Bush reported dead....

[david7m]

I like the upside down book one

Dave

[derdle]

TV News got it so right:

[derdle]

I'm sorry...this seems to have been hijacked into an anti-Bush thread:-

During a meeting between George Bush and the Queen, he says: "As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how the USA is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom."

The Queen replies, "I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King."

George Bush thinks a while, then says, "How about a Principality then?"

The Queen replies, "Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr Bush."

Bush thinks long and hard, and comes up with, "How about an Empire then?"

The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replies, "Sorry again, Mr Bush, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an Emperor."

Before George Bush can utter another word, the Queen says, "I think you're doing quite nicely as a country."

[MCB]

What a great thread!

So President Bush is visiting Tony Blair in England. They're in a meeting, and suddenly an advisor runs in and says, "Tony! Your parents had a child. It wasn't your brother and it wasn't your sister, so who was it?"

Tony quickly answers, "Why, it's me."

Bush is rather stunned at this, and asks Tony why his advisor asked him that.

Tony said, "Well, I always like for my advisors to keep me on my toes, make sure that I'm functioning in the brain department."

Bush decides that this is a good idea and goes home to America to test it out. But before he can do that, he decides to call up his buddies and test it out. So he calls Dick Cheney. "Dick Cheney, your parents had a child and it wasn't your brother and it wasn't your sister. Who was it?"

Dick has to think about this for a minute, then he says, "I'm not sure. I'm goanna have to call Rush Limbaugh."

So he calls Rush Limbaugh and asks Rush the same question. "Well, if my parents had a child and it wasn't my brother and wasn't my sister... I guess it'd have to be me," says Rush.

Dick Cheney quickly calls Bush back. "I've got your answer!" says Dick. "My parents had a child and it wasn't my brother and it wasn't my sister-- it was Rush Limbaugh!"

"No, you idiot!" says Bush. "It was Tony Blair!"

[ScottyBoy]

Now that (pointing upwards) my friend is one of the best anecdote's i have read.

(Anecdote because i believe it did happen)