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Post by shineydave » Fri Feb 02, 2007 12:00 am

i lost 8p in our "Dick Turpin" vending machine today, all contributions gratefully recieved...................................
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Post by bobjebb » Fri Feb 02, 2007 12:31 am

juniperus is in fact a 6ft blonde female with enormous t1ts. All you doubting thomas's should have given her money like I did. She is very, VERY grateful.

We need some money though to buy more chocolate mousse. Please send.
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Post by RSVI » Fri Feb 02, 2007 12:42 am

bobjebb wrote:juniperus is in fact a 6ft blonde female with enormous t1ts. All you doubting thomas's should have given her money like I did. She is very, VERY grateful.

We need some money though to buy more chocolate mousse. Please send.
Funny that, she was more into double whipped cream last night ;)

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Re: RE: My Audi was stolen-help Student

Post by rikrose » Fri Feb 02, 2007 12:47 pm

ChipHazzard wrote:I wonder if he would accept COD ....................... along with a few extra's :bash:
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Post by juniperus » Fri Feb 02, 2007 3:11 pm

My love was lost and now i have nothing. I am very happy that i coul relay on all audi community memebers. You save my life now i am desperated.

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Post by juniperus » Fri Feb 02, 2007 3:14 pm

Hello I ma very grateful for your help.My love was lost and now i have nothing.

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Post by MarkB » Fri Feb 02, 2007 3:48 pm

It gets better! I'm tempted...
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Post by s4woody » Fri Feb 02, 2007 3:56 pm

maybe its jade goody..she wants to buy an audi to escape all the press..i mean we all no what happens when you drive a merc fast ...CCCCRASH...
or it mite be osama bin liner..or george brush..
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Post by derdle » Fri Feb 02, 2007 4:20 pm

Nah, it's Teflon Tony and cashpoint Levy...trying to raise funds for the Labour Party.
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Post by juniperus » Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:19 pm

Sorry but now I am not think about any party.
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Post by juniperus » Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:23 pm

My lovely Audi was stolen and they kick me from the college
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Post by RSVI » Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:49 pm

Gutted for you.

At least you can get a job now and then pay for a new car
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Post by h8cak » Fri Feb 02, 2007 8:03 pm

juniperus - Fu*k off u scamming c*nt :assflash: :knob: :thumbsdown: :fuckyou:
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Post by ScottyBoy » Fri Feb 02, 2007 8:22 pm

Couldn't this wan**r just be deleted i mean for f**ks sake he has been a member since Oct and has 12 posts now, he will soon be in first gear for scamming. Wheres Simple1 when you need him.
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Post by shineydave » Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:08 pm

Wheres Simple1 when you need him
where indeed
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