My mate is trying to put me off marriage, he sent me this...

[SteveH]

"When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
Sacha Guitry

"Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them."
Dumas

"I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me."
Anonymous

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Sam Kinison

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray

"Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy."
Anonymous

[DavidT]

Some of those are new to me

Sounds like you're already committed. All the best

[Future_RS6Owner]

Very funny. Puts a bif smile of my face

[quattrosteph]

Women:you can't live with them and you can't live without them.

[shineydave]

women: you can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em

[derdle]

Chap spent four hours looking at his marriage certificate, and then his wife asks, "Is there something wrong", "Yes", he replied, "I can't find the expiry date".

[arS4]

[Dippy]

At least there was a married man's tax allowance when I made the mistake...