The Winalot Diet

[derdle]

I have 2 Labrador Retrievers & I was buying a large bag of Winalot at Sainsbury's and was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned.

I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

[CliveH]

Good one Paul,

[DavidT]

LOL I like that a lot. Is it a true story

[derdle]

No...I lied about the Sainsbury bit.

[david7m]

ha ha, there seems to be a few jokes appearing today .... is everyone ok, this is not normal for this site

Dave

[derdle]

I could probably post one every few days or so....the intervening days would be far too...mmmmm how could I say it?....either too smutty or very very very non-pc.

[DaveP]

LMAO...I like that.