Audi joke :-)

[david7m]

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.
The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them

"It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro."

"Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver.

"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.

"Quattro is just ze name of zefokken automobile" the Germans says unbelievingly.

"Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 persons."

"You canta pulla thata one on me!" replies the Italian customs officer.

"Quattro meansa four. You have five-a people ina your car and you are thereforea breaking the law."

The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot!

Call your zupervisor over. I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence!"

"Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can'ta come. He'sa busy witha 2 guys in a Fiat Uno"



Dave

[andy1234]

lame

[CliveH]

raised a smile...although rather predictable.

now what can with do with the "quatrroporte"...?

[harperboy]

I thought it was pretty funny actually, try reading them in the accents! And if you need any german translation btw, CliveH will vouch for my german!

[harry]

I like your bike. Ever taken it off any sweet jumps?

[harperboy]

Going off topic a bit but as we are in off topic then i'll answer you! Yes it has seem its fair share of jumps in its time nothing over a foot or two though. I have a need for speed on it not ever so bothered about jumps. Fitted some semi-slicks and got a read-out of 43.1mph! Still do off roading from time to time also, scars to prove it!

While we're on the subject the bike is no longer black, it is blue and white after a custom paint job! Nice chopper btw, sweet rims!