Buy this so I can buy an rs4

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So I'm desperate for an rs4 and have found the ideal car on here, I've had numerous let downs on buyers for my van so my funds are still tied up in my van, someone on here should feel sorry for me and buy it in all seriousness it really is a nice van/camper, you'd struggle to find a cleaner and well kept van
http://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/152409044503