WANTED RS ...Upto £11,000

[Audi Pardner]

OP - a suggestion. If you're looking for sound and constructive advice and a friendly welcome on a forum like this, don't insult people's intelligence with comments like "any other silly colours", MUST have this and that and demand a message today. If you'd posted a polite and friendly request for help you wouldn't have pissed forum members off and prompted mickey taking. Just a thought......

[longman h]

I'm sure he won't be back here any time soon, as he's probably on his way to Vegas to blow all the money before Friday!!!

WHAT A T WAT

[the6]

YUP

I ... MD.....Am considerably more richer than yyyyyyyaaaaaaaaoooooowwww

[The_Coat]

I only said a polite standard FON and got called...scab, poof, knob, and the fastest coloured RS to own got called gay. Happy to let the Essex jokes go as I'm bored of them now over the years.

As Bam said, half term always seems to bring them out, must be all the sugar rush from the haribo.

[Rick_RS4]

I only said a polite standard FON and got called...scab, poof, knob, and the fastest coloured RS to own got called gay. Happy to let the Essex jokes go as I'm bored of them now over the years.

As Bam said, half term always seems to bring them out, must be all the sugar rush from the haribo.

missano looks sweet, the only gay RS is a yellow cab lol

joking

[Golfather]

MUST be 4 door,not that blue that looks black nor any other silly colour,fast of course and in good condition...Looking to pay around 11 grand...

There you go. Bro.

[Bladerider]

Oh dear lord !!

Looks like Bams sphincter after he's earned £1200 the hard way

OP seems like a right tool - best he feck off back to M3land with the rest of the turd burglars.

Looks like he only works a three day week judging by his car count.....Scoob - £3k at best.......Evo4 with 6 bodywork to impress the dole-ees at his fruit farm - maybe £4k at best..............along with his company passat worth another £3k he may have enough for some coilovers, a Milltek, a decent service with brakes and mot, tax and insurance for a year with enough fuel for a trip to see HMRC about his missing VAT from his amaaaaazing £50k turnover !! lol

Best you FON

[Keaney]

Haha brilliant, guessing his ct600 is due.

Very keen on understanding how he will get around giving the money to hmrc. Is he buying it as a company asset making his company make a loss... Even though the return he will be doing now will be for last year?

Sounds like bollocks really.

Dropping brands like scoob and evo does nothing on this site... You need to goto barryboys or your nearest McDonalds

[daytonamart]

And thrice......

[doodlebug]

Is the OP Chris Moyles?

[PJC]

Is the OP Chris Moyles?

LOL

[jaysrs4]

Haha brilliant, guessing his ct600 is due.

Very keen on understanding how he will get around giving the money to hmrc. Is he buying it as a company asset making his company make a loss... Even though the return he will be doing now will be for last year?

Sounds like bollocks really.

Dropping brands like scoob and evo does nothing on this site... You need to goto barryboys or your nearest McDonalds

Dude it was a loaded question, now you've given him fuel!! Lol

I've just had to shift a load of Jan invoices to Feb new year for Corp Tax mitigation, what I'm NOT going to do is buy a fcuking car!!! Lol

I do detest the revenue I must admit. I had a conversation with them just after Christmas, feck me the Scottish bitch had new year issues. I guess she didn't get her shafting off Father Christmas.